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# Take shopping carts or trolleys and place them for the express purpose of fillling them and placing them at stategic locations.

# Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

# Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throught the day.

# Contaminate the entire auto department by samoling all the spray air fresheners.

# Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

# Leave cryptic messages on the computer screens.

# Re-dress store mannequins as you see fit.

# When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially when the aisles are narrow.

# Walk up to an employee and tell him in an offical tone: "I think we've got a code 3 in kitchenware," and see what happens.

# Tune all the radios to a polka station; than turn then off and turn the volumn up full.

# Play with the automatic doors.

# Walk up to complete strangers and say. "Hi, I haven't seen you in so long." See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

# While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?"

# Repeat the above in the jewellery department.

# Ride a display bicycle through the store: claim you're taking it for a 'test drive'.

# Follow people through the aisles, always staying about two meters behind. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

# Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing area.

# As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerised and say, "Wow, majic!".

# Put a box of smarties on lay-by.

# Move 'Caution: Wet Floor' signs to the carpeted areas.

# Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed Bath.

# Test the fishing rods and see what you can 'catch' from other aisles.

# Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman! Come Robin..... to the Batcave!".

# Randomly throw things over into neighbouring aisles.

# Play with the calculators so that they spell 'hello' upside down.

# When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?".

# When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run betwenn them yelling, "Red Rover".

# Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock. For example, "Do you have any Shnerples here?".

# Take up the entire aisles in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joes versus the X-Men.

# Take bets on battle described above.

# Nonchalantly 'test' the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

# Hold indoor shopping cart races.

# Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

# Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

# Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

# Set up a 'Valet Parking' sign in front of the store.

# 'Re-alphabetise' the CDs in electronics.

# When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

# Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

# When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and screem, "No, no. It's those voices again."

# Pay off lay-bys fifty cents at a time.

# Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain thta you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

# Go to the food aisle, pick up the biggest jar of pickles you can find, drop them in the middle of the aisle and say, "Clean-up aisle seven," and walk away.