No matter where you find your solace, it is important. In this first, free installment we will touch on some small, but vital parts of becoming a feared and renown tyrant.
Adopt a terrifying or mysterious stance. Some of the best poses came naturally to the person in question, so the movements were not choppy and did not seem rehearsed. This is important. Peasants and peons can smell insecurity. They will pounce on it and then you will be finished.
Military Genius. While this is something that is covered extensively in further lessons, I will lightly touch on this now. You can begin your bloodbath without this expertise. You need a right hand man/woman to guide your military however. Once you gain your prowess on the battlefield, you will be able to take over in major wartime decisions.
Temper. Most step by step services will tell you to control your temper. Not us! Your temper is an important asset as a dictator, and you must use it. Did someone say something nasty about you? Hang them, and don't look back. Letting those peons you rule know that they can get away with that kind of talk will only bring you down. You must stop it immediately before the dissention spreads.
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