Dictator Services Inc, was founded in 1978 after our leader, whom we affectionately call N.B., noticed a need for proper dictatorial services. When asked about this, his reply is simple.
"During my travels I saw such pathetic dictatorial practices it made my head spin. Peasants and peons did not inherently fear their leader, or the leader did not properly instill fear. At this time, you see, dictatoring was quite a run with the wind profession. Not much was known on how a person behaves when under all encompassing rule. I vowed to change all of this. The moment I was back in the States I set about correspondance courses and guides to teach these would-be dictators the errors of their ways."
We have been very successful in our time, however, we do not and cannot guarantee how long your dictatorial government will last. Please read our Terms of Service (T.O.S) for further clarification.
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