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Low-Impact Literary Criticism

Wherein I Start Talking About All Sorts of Books
With None of That Fancy Talk


Go straight to the good stuff if you've suffered through my introduction below...

Today, with all the problems facing the world, I lay into Herman Melville and the notion of assigned reading in high school

A Few Words of Introduction    

     Books. In my living room you'll find the seed library of a monastery ready to hoard the forgotten learning through the coming dark ages: hundreds of books from the last 100 years, holding on fragile paper the wisdom, amusement and historical depth that is being daily lost to electronic media and growing illiteracy. Every day of contact with brazenly ignorant people reminds how much we've already lost, forgotten or never knew, simply because we don't read. So I read. And you won't know how small and uncomprehending you once were until you start reading.

   There was a time when a "well-read" person was an educated person. Now, an "educated" person is one who's been to school, which barely requires a person to be literate upon graduation, even from college. There is the ability to read, of course, but as the university system breaks every subject into smaller and smaller bits to allow for more and more students and their endless, stale, purposeless theses, even the "educated" find no time for or pleasure in reading. 

    I believe it was Gore Vidal who said that there is almost no non-academic intellectual life in America. So true. To read about a subject, you really ought to be "studying" it (which means paying and being made to study it at school). To pick up some books on your own and pursue a whim into subjects that have no particular money-making application -- or worse, simply bring you a private pleasure -- is unexplainable in our times. We even have "summer reading," which means crap novels that you might guess are supposed to be a break from "heavy reading," except that it's not. All you really need to pass as an intelligent person in America is a paper from some college, a can-do attitude, and a vague sense of surface-level events no older than three months. An hour or two of TV a day at the minimum, and maybe the ability to do simple sums.

   What keeps all these Barnes & Noble chains alive? I suppose they can survive off magazines, computer and business books and the Oprah club alone, but why stock such a huge selection? Something tells me that someone, somewhere must be buying those books -- the good authors I've read, but have never found a soul to share it with. If you're "too busy" to read, you ought to take a look at what you aren't too busy to do. What I see is a whole population of "busy" people wasting time in the most disheartening ways.

     SO ... I'll tell you what I'm reading, what I've read and what I think. If you're a student and read my chosen book in a class, good for you -- now go read something they didn't prescribe for you. If you read the book on your own, even better. If you haven't read it, but just might after my little review, feel free to violently disagree with my review. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go grab your remote and give your brain a rest from reading the last couple hundred words.


 

What I'm Reading (July 1, 2001) -- a little review of good stuff to follow soon...

I'll give you my three reading styles, which depend on whether the book looks promising and how it's set up:
   Nose-in-the-Book Reading (which means start-to-finish "normal" reading)
    What's-This-One-About? Reading (which means I skim all over the place and get the gist)
    Pre-flush Browsing Reading (A couple minutes, a couple pages at a time, hopefully not too often)

Nose-in-the-Book :

  • From Dawn to Decadence by Jacques Barzun, 2000
    (I'm about 400 pages in, and another 400 away from getting out. Still resisting the urge to skim so far)

  • Spinoza, A Life, 2000
    (Just started; interesting but flows like molasses in winter)

  • The Complete Idiot's Guide to Learning Latin
    (In hiatus right now -- I guess I need an easier book, but where can I go from "The Complete Idiot's Guide...?)

  • The Big Book of ...(There are about 10 or 12)
    (This is a series of graphic cartoon stories about everything from conspiracies to the wild west to "freaks." Highly recommended.)

What's-This-One-About?

  • City Sister Silver by Jachym Topol, 2000
    (Started reading this Czech surrealist book with a potential American audience of, say 12 people. Another writer with lots of awards and blurbs on the cover, but I don't get him.)

  • Storey's Basic Country Skills
    (Canning, goat raising, mulching, making butter, etc. You never, never know)

  • The Joy of Cooking, 1964 edition
    (Indispensable.)

  • A Modern Czech Grammar, 1954
    (Had to order this special. I'm about halfway, but there's no answer key and it's all up to Veronika to check my homework, which is no easy task. PS -- DO NOT learn Czech if you don't have to -- forget what I said above about serendipitous learning.)

 

  • Frontpage for Busy People
    These user guides have to be pretty user-friendly for me these days. This one's good.

Pre-flush Browsing

  • The Unseen Hand, An Introduction to the Conspiratorial View of History by A. Ralph Epperson (known to his friends as "the nutcase," I'm sure)
  • Summa Theologica (Book I from the "Great Books" series -- bought for 50 cents at a library book sale) by Thomas Aquinas
    (and there ain't gonna be a Book II)
  • The Great International Barbecue Book by Myra Waldo, 1979
  • Simple and Direct by Jacques Barzun
    (A great style guide by the master -- not that I'm his best student)
 
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