Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai, yaad karna aadat ki baat hai. Aap se dur rehna kismat ki baat hai, magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

To love is nothing... To be loved is sumthing... To love and be loved is everything... don't love sum1 U can live with... LOVE sum1 U cant live without.

REMEMBER:- It's hard to pretend 2 luv sum1 when U actually don't... But It is harder 2 pretend that U don't luv sum1... When U really do!

True Friends are like mornings: U can't have them for the whole day, but u cn be sure they will be there when U wake up 2moro day after forever!

Today, 2moro and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose.....? Your Own STUPID ! ! !

When U feel lonely press 981. Miss me press 00. Wanna smile press 123. Need Encouragement press 45. Press them ALL together n U can HEAR ME!!!

Bachelor's formula! monday ko dosti. tusesday ko payar, wednesday ko shadhi, thurs day ko takraar, friday ko fighting, sta-day ko talak, sunday ko rest monday ko next.....

Kehte hai ishqme rato ki neend ud jati hai Kehte hai ishqme rato ki neend ud jati hai Kambakth koi humse bhi ishq karen hame neend BAHUT ATI HAI!!

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech. Laloo got angry, stood up and said: "When You Don't Play The Game, dnt make the RULES."

We have Known each other for quite a while, do u think we can be more than frenz????? Coz i like U very much 2 be my partner.... to rob a bank tonite.

Saher gi gali main pan ki dukan, devdas ne dekhi paaro ki muskan, devdas ne khilaya paaro ko paan, khake paan paro boli....."SHUKRIYA bhaijaan"

I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was....
I can't live without you!!!

Watching you walk out of my life doesn't make me bitter or cynical about love, but it rather makes me wonder; if I so much wanted to be with the wrong one, how wonderful it will be when the right one comes along.

Being in love is like jumping off of a tall building. In the beginning you don't care about anything and just enjoy the ride, it is the sudden stopping that hurts.

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

No matter how ugly you think you are, that special someone that loves you, believes you are the most beautiful and irresistible thing on earth and nothing can ever change that.

Happiness comes from within. When you let go of the things that you cannot change and focus on what you can, you have taken the first step.

I look up at the morning star, a simple reminder of where you are. Not out there, but in here -in my mind and in my heart.

Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.

Friendship is like SUSU in ur pant dat everybody can see but only u can feel its warmth, so thanks for being SUSU in my pants.

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

A smile can make people happy.Love can make the world go round. Hate can add wrinkles. But friends, they make life worth living. Thanks for being one.

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I'M ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plzzz.

kismat kismat ki baat hai aaj din to kal kali raat hai, kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai, yeh SMS ka silsila chalta rahega jab tak mobile ka saath hai.

Wats the difference between biology n sociology? wen baby looks likfather,its biology...when baby looks like neighbour its sociology

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

In times of difficulties, don't ever say, "Hey God, I've a big problem."
Instead say, "Hey problem, I've a big God & everything is gonna be OK."

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angreji sharab chakhne laga, Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha, aur beta mobile rakhne laga!!!

Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy, nobody likes u, nobody misses u, nobody buy good things for u, nobody cares about u, Don't cry nobody is my name!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Life is only traveled ONCE,
Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day...

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta!!

A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says "mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka networkfollow kar raha hai."

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for ho gayana pet kharab khake itne apple.

Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.