Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.

Best pickup line to approach a girl. Go to her and ask, "Is ur dad a terrorist?" She would say, "What?" Theen U say, "No, I asked coz u r such a bomb."

In my life I learned how 2Love.. 2Smile.. 2 b Happy.. 2 b Strong.. 2 Work Hard.. 2 b Honest.. 2 b Faithful.. 2 Forgive. But I could nt learn how... 2 STOP Thinking about YOU !!

A sardar said sumthing in another sardar's ear and the sardar dies. What did he say??? he said... DISHKIYAON !!

If a big fat man creeps into ur bedroom 1 nite & stuffs u into a bag, then dnt worry coz i told SANTA i wanted a friend like u forever...!!!

Life is small, live it! Love is short, flirt it! Anger is injurious, dump it! Troubles are momentary, face it! I'm too good... Accept it !!

Bhagat Kabir predicted LUV STATUS in net age, "Kahat Kabir suno bhai sadho, aisa din bhi aayega, LUV hoga net par aur BACHA fax se aayega...

Mere taraf se tumko ek "PAPPAI" tumhari friend ko ek "PAPPI" dost ke dost ko ek "PAPPI". Aaj hamare Doggie ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam diya hai.

FRIENDSHIP TEST - "Call if U Love Me, Missed Call if U are a true Friend. Text back if U care, Text a joke if U like me. Just ignore if U hate ME...

As the day turns in to night keep ur worries out of sight. No matter how tough the world may seem, U still deserve the SWEETEST dreams tonight. Good Night.

Sumone sumwhere thinks of your smile and while thinking of you say life is worthwhile. So whenever you are lonely remeber its true, sum1 sumwhere is thinking abt YOU !!!

Can we do romance tonight... i am in a sexy mood today, just a little bit of kissing if yes then reply to me soon.... **urs Lovingly** Mosquito ;-)

It's not the presence of sum1 that brings meaning to life, but its the way sum1 touches your heart which gives life a beautiful meaning.

If u say RUN i'll ask HOW FAR? If u say SWIM i'll ask HOW DEEP? If u say JUMP i'll ask HOW HIGH? If u say GO AWAY i'll say NO WAY u r my FRIEND i'll stay.

I could forget a face... forget a place... forget a name... forget a game... forget myself... bt foregetting u... forget it !!

Meine pucha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin, chand ne kaha, "Abe daru pee rakhi hai kya itani uper se deekhai deta hai kahin?"

Duniya mein bewafao ke kami nahi hai. Ab suraj ko he dekho:- Aata hai USHA k saath, Rehata hai KIRAN k saath aur Jaata hai SANDYA k saath.

A friend understands when u say, I forgot.
Waits Forever when u say, one minute.
Stays when u say, Leave me alone &
Opens the door even before U Knock!

Nazroo se nazare tum chupaoge kab tak, pyar aakhir chupaoge kab tak, mere paigam tumhye milte rahenge yuhi sada, msg ko mere mitaoge kab tak?

Duniya walon pathar na maro mere chahne wale ko... Nuclear age hai bomb se uda do salye ko!!

Geeta saar:- "SMS voh gyan hai jo baatne se badta hai, isliye hey prani! tu bill ka moh tyag, aur karam(SMS) kar tabhi tera manushya jeeva safal hoga!"

Last night thinking of you, one tear rolled out. I asked why are you out. He said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes that there is no place for me.

How can I spell S_CCESS without "U"? or C_TE? or H_MBLE? or F_N? or F_T_RE? oe even TR_ST? what will I do without "U" my friend?

Love is like a bird:- if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly it flies. plz take care of it! Don't luv 1, dnt luv 2 but flirt around and keep a bird cage with you.

I'm not wealthy, bt i've a rich heart, i am nt the best bt i try my best, i may not b right in everything bt i am sure im nt rong in chossing u as my FRIEND.

In Life Love is never PLANNED nor does it happen for a REASON. But when love is real, it becomes your plan for life and ur reason for living.

Keeping a FRIEND is as difficult as losing one. U sacrifice alot 2 keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 U... bt in my HEART I swear i'm keeping YOU forever.

I may not be a clock that may SMS you 24hrs. a day but my HEART will be like a clock that will not stop Caring and Praying for my sweet friends.

Next time it rains just try to catch rain drops in YOUR hands, the drops YOU catch is the amount YOU miss me and the drops that YOU do not is the amount I MISS YOU !!!

Friend is like a pillow hug it when U r in trouble, cry on it when U r in pain and embrace it when U r happy. Always remember I can be UR pillow.

O friend JI main kya tussi mitha aam ho, Cola da jam ho, Sirdard da balm ho, Sara kuch theek hai bas yaad nahi kartye is waaste badnam ho!

Jab Jab kanjuso ka naam liya jayega, yeh mera vishwas hai tera naam sabse uper aayega! Ab toh SMS kar de varna kanjusi k itihas mein tera naam amar ho jayega.

Take my eyes but let me see U, take my mind but let me think about U, take my hand but let me touch U. But if U want 2 take my heart, its already with YOU !!!

Twinkle Twinkle Little star..... You Should Know what you are.... and once you know what you are.... mental hospital is not so far.... !!!

There r ppl who come in ur worst times and make it ur best, There r ppl who come in ur best times and make it worst. Others come without seeing the time and U never know how time passes with them.

Bas kya yehi tak tha saath tumhara, intezaar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, kab hogi is kambakht mobile mein roshni kab aayega message tumhara.

Ae Chand tu chamak chahe na chamak, hamein koi bhi gam nahi. Kyunki yeh SMS padhne wala bhi ek chand hai, jiski chamak tujh se kam nahi...

Kash hum ek SMS hote ek click mein tumhare pass hote, bhale tum hume delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye hum tumharye saath to hotye.

Hearts change, i know they do but this heart will always belong to YOU... hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without YOU !!!

If U read, U owe me a hug; if U delete, U owe me a kiss; if U save, U owe me a date; If u reply, U owe me all; but if u ignore, U R MINE !!!