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U
found a 'Genie' in a bottle. Genie: "UR wish is my command...."
U: "Make me as SMART as DEVASHISH."
Genie: "I grant wishes not miracles...! ! !" |
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Aapki yaad mein meine
kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga
ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye k kaam aayi. |
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I like watching you, I
like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others
as you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! |
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Phool bina khushboo
bekar hai, Chand bina chandani bekar hai. Pyar bina meri zindagi bekar
hai, Aur aapkye SMS bina mera MOBILE bekar hai!!! |
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A GREAT LOVE? Its when
u r in tears n still u care4him, its when he ignores u n still u love
him. Its when he begins2luv another n u still smile N say I'm happy. |
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luv is whn sum1 hurts
u... u dnt hurt bak. he blocks u... u dnt block bac. he yells at u... u
dnt yell bac. but whn he needs u... u always cum bac. |
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Life
is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy
every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....
Have a nice day... |
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Swere
Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,
ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS
kitta |
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Great
people talk about ideas, Average ppl talk about things. Small ppl talk
about other people. And LEGENDS never talk.... They send SMS. |
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love
is gr8, love is fine, it picks u up when u r down, I love u and i
always will, u've filled a space no one can fill. |
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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai,
Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai. |
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I'm
at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of
"POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i'm DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail
me out , Where r u? |
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Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,
Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya
BhaiJaan" |
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I saw
u on a road, U look so beautiful, u walk as a divine. when i see u a
sweet song blowed in my heart WHO LETS THE DOG OUT. |
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Bahut
dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho.... |
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D se
dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna
bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... |
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Dosti
acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai!
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Par dosti hamse ho to Itihass ban jati hai... |
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Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God. |
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when
i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means, i like u,3 ring
means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT
PHONE UTHA. |
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Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... |
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Every
second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U. |
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Good
looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are
blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I
just wanted you to read it... |
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jo
asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi
kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai "APUN KA SMS" |
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Hey!
Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I'm
Playing cards and i'm mising the JOKER!!! |
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1 day
u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. |
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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision ! |
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From... Monday to Sunday, Jan to Dec, Morning to Evening, Birth to
Death my FEELINGS 4 U will never change. U were, U r & U will always b
a "HEADACHE". |
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I
mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! |
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Wo
Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u? |
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I am
gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your
head... so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone. |
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Love
says "If u ever need anything, I'll b there" but friendship says "
You'll never need anything if I'll b there " |
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Teri
dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki...
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai... |
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Aisi
Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau
to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile. |
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Us
Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab
aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to
mar de... |
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Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In
Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone
Is Warmly Thinking Of You |
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I
chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i
chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you. |
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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai... |
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Darde
dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! |
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Kya
bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... |
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YOU
are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere |
