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U'll alwayz make a gud impression on ppl coz U R SWEET... INTELLIGENT... & GENIUS... and if that isn't enuf then tell them U R related to the Great DEVASHISH!!!

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The world doesnot need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!! GOOD MORNING.

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

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A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"

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FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...
"F O R E V E R"

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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!

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I Wish 4 "U" : Great start 4 Monday, No Obstacles 4 Tuesday, No stress 4 Wednesday, No worry 4 Thursday, Smile 4 Friday, Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday.
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

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Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaatte kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 MATE ho...!

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Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai...

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New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

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Feelings r
many... but words
are few, clouds r
dark...but sky is
blue, love is a
paper... life is a
glue, everything
is false... but our

friendship is
true.....

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One day Love and Friendship met. Love asked, "Why do you exist when I am here?" Friendship answered, "To put a smile on those faces where U left tears !!!"

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Boy To Girl:- Kash Khuda Ne Mainu Brush Banaya Hunda Ta Main Tere Muh Vich Firna Si. Girl to Boy:- Kash Thora Wada Banaya Hunda Main Flush Vich Ferna Si.

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, dur kahin ek naya janam paoge, is bar jo hua so hua, agali bar lambi pooch aur char tangye paoge.

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2 love is a duty, 2 b loved is a success! 2 b with sum1 Ulove is an achievement, 2 b with sum1 who loves YOU is LIFE!!!

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Khuda aap jaise dost kabhi na banaye, Ek hi to anmol cheez hai, wo bhi common na ho jaye.

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Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Dosti hoti hai Diley Raaz chupane k liye, hm apani hasti mita de tumhe pane k liye. Milne ki tumhe fursat nahi, so hum SMS kartye hai apani yaad dilane k liye...

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Sometimes in life... we tend to run so fast that we don't notice FRIENDS r running with us... we only notice THEM when we fall & THEY stop... 2 pick US up...

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Shores never meet but share the same ocean, the moon & stars could not be one yet are in one SKY. Friends Don't meet often but never stop being FRIENDS!!! Thanks for being my FRIEND...

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Mera dil jigar kidney lever ho tum, waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum, doob kar jisme kho jau wo river ho tum, jevan me ab to FRIEND FOREVER ho tum.

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Aey mere SMS mere dost k pass jana, agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, jab woh jagye to dhere se muskurana, fir kehna,
"KANJUS SMS kar"

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My friend the best quality that I like about U is that U r very sentimental 10% senti 90% mental.

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What is the definition of a Dhobi? The only person who can legally say to any woman:- "Kapade nikal ke rakho, mein aata hoon!"

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Kaun kambakhat gum bhulane k liye peta hai... kaun kambakhat gum bhulane k liye peta hai... Mein to esaliye peta hu kunki CHEETA bhai bhi peeta hai...

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You are the only one who can cure my sleepless nites... By giving me your picture to put on my bedside... Will work wonders to keep the mosquitoes outside.

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Dardedil sehna aasan nahi hota, keemati cheez ke har koi kabil nahi hota, yeh to rab ki meharbani hai, warna tum jaise POPAT k pass mobile nahi hota...

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SMOKE means:- S-Send, M-Me, O-One, K-Kiss, E-Everyday. So start smoking as quickly as possible!!!

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Safed sari par jab tum bindi lagati ho khuda kasam ambulance nazar aati ho. Farak yeh ki woh ghayal le jati hai aur tum ghayal karti jati ho.

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Hindi teacher asks: "Kaal kitne prakar k hote hai?"
Sardar answers: "5 prakar k. Local kaal, STD kaal, Trunk kaal, ISD kaal aur sasriakaal!!"

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What's sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, improves with time but not wine??? Give up???
It's our FRIENDSHIP yaar!!!

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Ur my TVS scooty (first love) and my luv 4 U gets like lehar namkeen (control nahi hota) aur jab tum milkar vapas jati ho I feel like pepsi (yeh! Dil Mange MORE...)

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskara lete ho? Itna Qatil kaise sharma lete ho? Kitni asani se jaan le lete ho... Kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se he MENTAL ho...

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Tu chandramukhi, mein suryamukhi, tu mujhse dukhi, mein tujhse dukhi... Chal chat pe ja, chalg laga, tu bhi sukhi, mein bhi sukhi...

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Do U know why there R gaps between fingers in UR hand? So that Someday the one who is made for U will come & fill those Gaps by holding your hands FOREVER !!!

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When I look at the moon i see U, when i look at the stars i see U, when i look at the sun i see U, when i look at the sea i see U. Get Out Of The Way U R Blocking D View!!

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I just met ur duplicate. I swear it was U. I even shouted ur name... It just ignored me and continued eating it's banana and swinging through the trees!!

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