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Adarniya, Ati-Pratapi, Ati-Tejasvi, Dayalu, Kripalu, Jag-Siromani, Purn-Purusotam, Mahaan, Rajkumar DEVASHISH Apko Yaad Kar Rahye Hai!!! Jaldi Hazir Ho.

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Tin Tuna Tin Tuna Tuna Tin Maho Maho Maho Yaku Majula Bhimpataka Dumpataka Matucha Ya Hula Ho Hula Ho Nagocha... Congratulations! Now U r a AADIVASI !!!

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When things go rong n sadness fills ur heart n tears flow in ur eyes, just let me know coz i want 2 b there 4 U. I'm selling TISSUES. Buy 1 Get 1 FREE..

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Friendship is a relation where no charges of activation, free incoming, free outgoing with roaming facility all over the world.

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Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!

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We met it was by chance, we met again it was luck, we became frenz it was destiny, we are still frenz its a decision, we will always be frenz, thats a promise.

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Attention! There's horse race but the turf club horses are on strike. Donkeys will run instead.... so stop reading SMS and report 4 duty immediately. GO.... Common Go ! ! !

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Jabse nazre mili apse... mujhe kuch ho gaya hai! Na raato ke neend rahi na din ka chain bacha hai... yeh koi pyar nahi, mujhe conjunctivitis ho gaya hai !!

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Our friendship means so much to me that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and we have only one life jacket, i'll mm............ ummm......... i'll miss u yaar...

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Tum pass aaye! yun muskurae! tumne na jane kya sitam dhaaye! arye zalim aaj colgate se brush ku nahi kar kar aaye?

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If U save this message it means i'm cute, if U edit, still i'm cute. if u 4wad it means U r spreading that i'm cute and if erase; YOU are jealous of me coz i'm cute.

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Never take 4 granted every person close 2 UR heart, coz U might wake up one day and realize that U've lost a Diamond coz U were too busy in collecting stones......

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LIFE without FRIENDS is...
L-onely
I-nsecure
F-ull of doubt
& E-mptiness
LIFE with FRIENDS is...
L-ight & easy
I-nspiring
F-ull of hope
& E-nthusiasm
dats why I need YOU!

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Ek jaam ulfat k naam, ek jaam mohabat k naam, ek jam wafa k naam, poori bottle bewafa k naam............. cheers!

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Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like its heaven on earth. Life is beautiful with friend like YOU!!!

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1 out of 4 people on this planet is mentally unbalanced. Think of ur 3 closest friends, if they seem OKAY. Then You Are THE ONE !

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You've got STYLE... CLASS... FIGURE... CHARM... FACE... & BRAINS ! Do you know what have I got? I got the Wrong Number. SORRY!

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Jab aap haste ho to pata chalta hai insan pehle bandar tha. Angry? Lekin jab aap gussa hotye ho to pata chalta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

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I... had... a very weird DREAM last night, I saw that all the DEVILS of the world have DIED! Plz msg me. I'm really worried about U...

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When you fall in river there is boat, when u fall in a well there is a rope. But when u fall in love there is no hope!

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A-G O-G LO-G PADO-G main hu mobile maan mouji, karta hu SMS tum bhi karoji. 1 2 ka 4, 4 2 ka 1 my name is LAKHAN your name is DHAKKAN...

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God allows life to be rocky, his intention is not to let the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to become a brilliant gem........ stay precious.

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Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.

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What is the difference between watch & girl? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Doosri bigadti hai to "chalu" ho jati hai...!

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Ghandhi Ji nahi rahye, Nehru Ji bhi guzar gaye. Meri bhi tabyat kharab reheti hai. Na Jane is desh ka kya hoga.

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One night the moon said to me:- If UR love makes U cry why don't U leave UR love?
I asked the moon:- Would U ever leave UR sky?

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#NEWS FLASH# Police are looking 4 sum1 described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny & amazing. U r safe but where the hell shall I hide.

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I am really Serious, last night I dreamt of U. This morning my first thought was U. I think of U the whole day. I think I Like U. Tomorrow i'll think of V then W, X, Y & Z.

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Tujhe kya pata gum kise kehte hai... arye Zaalim tujhe kya pata gum kise kehte hai... tune to hamesha cellotape he use kiya hai.

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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, mein tere liye isse badi imarat banaonga. Mumtaz to mar k dafanai gayi thi, mein tujhe jinda dafanaunga.

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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words r lovely to listen but sweet friends r difficult to find. OH MY GOD! How did U find ME?

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A simple poem 4 U: "Forgetting U is hard to do, Forgetting me is up to U! Forget me not, Forget me never & U will have my LOVE Forever!"

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No Matter How Sad, No Matter How Blue, I Feel Better Just Thinking of U. I'm Happier Each Time U Message Me, Coz I Get To Know That U Miss Me TOO...

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Love is like a pendulum which hangs between tears and smiles. Days will turn into weeks & weeks will turn into years. I will remember U through silent tears.

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Arz kiya hai, Matlab ke duniya mein kaun kisika hota hai... SMS bhi wohi karta hai... Jiska free hota hai...

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Love is not blind. It sees more & not less but because it sees more it is willing to see less.

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1 Chamatkari Masjid. Jo Khoti Niyatwala Jaye Wo Gayab. Sachin Gaya Sachin Gayab, Amitabh Gaya Wo Gayab, Salman Gaya Wo Bhi Gayab, Bipasha Gayi Oh! Allah he Gayab!!

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I wish I was a tear in UR eyes, then I would run down on UR cheeks and die on UR lips. I wish U were a tear in my eye, then I would never cry out of the fear of losing U.

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D shortest distance between a problem & its solutions is the distance between your knees & the floor. The one who kneels to GOD can stand up to anything!!

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My Eyes - Miss U
My Feelings - Love U
My Hand - Need U
My Mind - Call U
My Heart - Just 4 U
My Life - Is U
I'll die without U.
I LOVE YOU...
aisa bajuwali keheti hai.

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