"Never criticise someone til you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then you are a mile away and have their shoes." "It is better to be unfaithful, than to be faithful without wanting to be" ~ Brigitte Bardot "Personally I have always found the truth to be a slippery little devil, and not much fun either" Drue Valentine ~ Dawson's Creek "Life's a bitch then you die" "The best way to solve problems is not to create them" - PK Shaw "Pity the meek for they shall inherit the Earth" - Don Marquis "You contemptible shrew" - Stewie, The Family Guy "Too late! Too late she cried, waving her wooden leg" "All men may be born equal, but that does not mean identical" - W.G.P. "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream." - Mark Twain "Baby please don't trust me tonight. No please don't trust me tonight" Bartender - Hed (PE) "Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else, Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt" - Eminem - My Name Is... "The darkest hour is just before the dawn" "This head is empty and for display purposes only, the brain is being stored behind the counter for safe keeping" ~ Denni, 2001 "This chest is empty and for display purposes only, the actual heart has been put on a shelf, high above all you people, where you cannot reach it and fingerprint it, and possibly break it. It is just too precious" ~ Denni, 2001 "Humour brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding" Agnes Repplier "I cried because I had no shoes, then I saw a man with no feet. Then I laughed. I laughed like crazy." Jerry Blank - Strangers with Candy. "It's life Jim, but not as we know it" "What light through yonder plexiglass breaks" - Tromeo Que "I would love to change my mind, but they won't take it back!" ~ Billi Frank, Rude Awakenings. "My Mind Not Only Wanders, It Sometimes Leaves Completely" "It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity" ~ Monthy Python's Flying Circus "I don't give a dman if you don't like me cos I don't like you cos you're not like me" ~ Bloodhound Gang "The excursion is the same when you go looking for your sorrow as when you go looking for your joy." - Eudora Welty "Truth. Beauty. Freedom. And Above all things Love!" ~ Ewan McGregor - Moulin Rouge "Yes I feel emphatic about not being static" Incubus ~ When it comes "Sometimes I think I understand everything then I regain consciousness" "When you are sober, good ideas are good ideas and bad ideas are bad ideas. When you are drunk, all ideas are good ideas" Evan ~ The Secret Life of Us. "A REALLY GOOD KISS CAN ERASE 2 PERSONALITY DEFECTS. MORE IF THERE IS ALCOHOL INVOLVED" Kelly ~ The Secret Life of Us "The best way to get over someone is to get under someone" ~ Sherrie, Frasier. "Let it all hang out. Let it seem bitchy, catty, dykey, frustrated, crazy, nutty, frigid, ridiculous, bitter,embarrassing, man-hating, libelous, pure, unfair, envious,intuitive, low-down, stupid, petty, liberating. We are the womenthat men have warned us about." - Robin Morgan "Better a thousand enemies outside the house than one inside" - Arabic proverb "Insanity is my only means of relaxation" "The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing. Then they marry him!" "The world is a small place. You have to use your elbows a lot!" "Reason to smile; Every 7 minutes someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring" "On the other hand, you have different fingers." "The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." "At some thoughts one stands perplexed - especially at the sight of men's sin - and wonders whether one should use force or humble love. Always decide to use humble love. If you resolve to do that, once and for all, you can subdue the whole world. Loving humility is marvelously strong, the strongest of things, and there is nothing else like it." - Fydor Dostoevsky "You can't have everything, where would you put it?" "Did you hear about the Chinese couple with the disabled baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong." "I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe" "What are you waiting for? A certain shade of green?" - Incubus "Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" - John Mendosa "Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." - Alexei Sayle "Remember when you procrastinate you choose last" ~ Incubus, Certain shade of green "Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool" "Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?" "I honour my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all." "All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts." "Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens." "As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath." "Ordinary people it's okay you don't have to wear these wings" ~ Frente "I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory." "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." "Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so." "Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties." "I would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints..." "This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness." Dalai Lama "Life is a test, but I must confess I like this mess I've made so far" Boss of me - They Might be Giants "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet."

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