Argument Clinchers
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The cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible.

(I suppose no-one could wake one up long enough for an interview!)

A cat does not move its paw when washing its face - It moves it's face.

(I'm surprised it has the ambition to do even that much work!)


Nyctophobia is the fear of the dark and photophobia is the fear of light.

(What's the fear of phobias called?)


The average person loses
50 to 100 strands of hair a day.

(Great news for all the Homer Simpson wannabees.)


An athlete runs faster outdoors than indoors.

(No wonder! With the tight little shorts they wear these days, there's probably a lot more people chasing them outside!)


Avcanquilcha, Chile, is the world's highest city - 17,500 feet above sea level.

(Boy! Talk about 'population with altitude'!)

The United States averages approximately 325 tornados each year.

(There's a whole lot of twisting going on!)


The earliest date Easter Sunday can fall is March 22, which occured in 1818 but will not occur in the 20th or 21st centuries. The latest date is April 25 and will not occur until 2038.

(Be sure to mark your calendars!)


The porcupine has about 30,000 quills on its body.

(You just know I gotta say this one! "That's a whole lot of pricks!")


Christmas Island, discovered on Christmas Day, 1777 by John Cook, is the largest coral atoll in the Pacific Ocean.

(I atoll you so!)


There are no snakes in Alaska.

(Not counting lawyers, of course.)


The atmosphere is estimated to weight 5 quadrillion and 157 trillion tons.

(So, if everything is lighter than air, why aren't we floating?)


The United States Weather Bureau was started Feb. 9, 1870.

(But it wasn't until Mar. 22, 1925 that they got a forecast right.)

'Hell' is the name of a crater on the moon and a town in Norway.

(And the nickname of 92% of mothers-in-law!)


It took a team of volunteers 84 hours to read the entire bible.

(Wonder who volunteered to read about all of the 'begats'?)

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