[email protected] sent: (all words in blue are spelled or used wrong)
Umm idk if you know me i doubt it im in ur grade but yeah your website is pretty funny if i do say so myself. except im not emo and i like P!ATD yupp to stick that in your juice box and suck it
yupp.
jenni
I replied with:
Thanks for your compliments, Jenni. I like to see that people like my site. I encourage you to continue to read my site and always check for updates, seeing as they can only get funnier.
BUT
Panic! At the Disco licks prong. And, seeing as you like them, you suck.
Anyway, I hope you continue to visit my website. I promise updated content at least once a week, and none of my articles will ever blow dick (unlike Panic! At the Disco)
This bitch just couldn't accept the fact that I was right, so she had to send me another email. It's full of less errors in grammar, but for some reason she capitalized almost every word. So, without further ado, here's her second shit-mail.
[email protected] sent: (all words in blue are spelled or used wrong)
Okay maybe if you understood like 1 song you would appreciate PANIC! At the Disco... But You Obviously Dont And That Simply Cause Your Stupid. yupp. Well Anywho Just Cause Your Jealous That Panic At The Disco probably has more people visit their website doesnt mean you gotta hate them.
k.thanks
jenni
Really though, I like how in your first email, you shit up the place with your bad grammar and usage, and then you tried to redeem yourself by typing better (there's a spell check you retard, use it some time). Every word doesn't need to be capitalized, you prep-shit follower. Just because I can type a sentence without using the word "ur" or "im", doesn't mean that you have to do the same to look clever. I know you have a small mind. You have nothing to prove. And I like how you try to define a new reason why I hate them. Did you even read the article?
It lists all the reason I hate them, and the reason you said, doesn't appear in there, shit-tits. So, go listen to your shitty music, buy your fifty-dollar jeans, and don't forget to watch your shit-tacular MTV to find out what to like and what to hate. You make me sick.
Oh and by the way, "to stick that in your juice box and suck it?" What are you in first grade? Grow some tits and think of some wittier things to say, bitch.
