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I just have to say that I really do agree with your articles on Chuck Norris, The Jocks, How to Walk Down a Hallway, and that Elizabeth Blackwell thing. I honestly don't even know who Chuck Norris is. I hate the Jocks, they're bastards. It takes forever to get to class and everyone stops somewhere to talk. I know for a fact if i stop in the middle of the hall it's an emergency that I need to talk to someone about. The Elizabeth Blackwell story for the PSSA's was really gay. But I still think that the other stories are extremely rude, but whatever it's your site. But either way, I still hate you.
Sincerely,
Kristina
Magical. Simply magical. Let's start off with the contradictions presented in this article, shall we? You say you agree with me on Chuck Norris. Yet, you don't even know who he is? Fuck you. Way to pass judgment without knowing a person, cock vacuum. Then, you say you agree with me on my article about walking down a hallway. BUT, you clearly state something that you do in the halls that shouldn't be done at all. I know for a fact if i stop in the middle of the hall it's an emergency that I need to talk to someone about. No! There is NOTHING so "important" (which by your standards probably means talking about the next "Panic! In My Ass" CD) that you have to stop in the middle of the hallway for. You're making the rest of us late, asshole. It can wait 'til lunch or until you get home.
You send me an email, and then you say, "But I still think that the other stories are extremely rude, but whatever it's your site." That makes a TON of sense. You say it's my site, and I have a right to do what I want with it, yet you write a whole email saying how rude I am. If you think I have a right to be rude because it's my site, why even bother emailing me with your opinions?
Now for grammatical errors. I gotta hand it to ya, you really tried hard to get 100% accuracy on this email. Too bad you didn't. There's unnecessary capitalization, and lots of it. When you are talking what the articles are about, you don't have to capitalize it. Now, if you would've said, "I really do agree with your articles," and then listed them, you would've been fine. But no, you messed up. You failed. Also, you forgot to capitalize an "I". Man, that sucks. You really tried hard. Aw well, maybe you can move to Orlando since you love it so much. Is where you're living now too good for Miss Shit? Leave, this city doesn't need you.
Are you a gay-basher? Why do you have to use the word "gay" to describe something stupid and non-appealing to you? God, I can't believe there are such hateful people in this world. You hate the jocks, gays, Elizabeth Blackwell, and me. You hate Chuck Norris and you don't even know who that is. Terrible. You should probably sign yourself up for some kind of therapy; I don't think it's healthy to hate that many people.
It's just simply amazing how you didn't think any of this through while typing this. If I started to type something, and it looked like that, I would grab a hammer and smash my head in. Oh, and if anyone in the future realizes how dumb they are while typing me mail, the above action really isn't a bad idea.
Ha, odds are this chick is probably gonna send me another email saying how "gay" my article was, which again renders her comment of, "but whatever it's your site," obsolete. I love being right.
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