I mean, they wouldn't be such a bad band if they didn't suck at playing instruments and their words made sense. It's just a bunch of EMO shit with some gay ass techno sprinkled on top. And oh man, the words are the best. Here are some of the lyrics for one of their "songs." (and I use that term very lightly) "Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and." "And" what? They don't even fucking finish their sentence. It goes on to talk about some shit that means absolutely nothing. The name of that song is "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet." What the FUCK does that mean!? NOTHING!!!! God damn it, quit trying to be clever. It isn't working. And make your titles shorter you pricks.
The site I got those lyrics off (www.songmeanings.net) has these bullshit comments about the songs too. You have a bunch of 15-year-old visionaries who think they know the "hidden meanings" to these "songs." Let me tell ya something tit-toys, there is NO hidden meaning. It's a bunch of shitty ass-holes that are trying to be clever, and trying to conceal all of their song meanings into some shitty ass lyrics that mean absolutely nothing!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!! I'm so mad right now. I'm fuming. I can't believe people like this shit. And I fucking hate the way people use P!ATD to talk about them! Just type it out you shit snatchers!!!
Seriously though, the only reason people listen to them is because it's a gay-ass MTV trend. And then there are the people who claim that they "liked them before anyone else," which proves they only listened to them in the first place to be original. Which they aren't. If you think you're original because you listen to this music, do me a favor and kill yourself for me. It's on M fucking TV. You can't get much more unoriginal than that.
I am literally shaking with anger as I type this sentence. Just to see all of those losers trying to make sense of a song that means absolutely nothing makes me wanna kick cats off a cliff. I hate every "P!ATD" fan, and I hate "P!ATD" almost more than anything in the world. I hate that stupid little exclamation mark next to panic. What the fuck is there to be exclaiming about!? If anything it should be "PanicZZZZZZZZZ At the Disco," or maybe just "Panic At the Disco." Did you ever think about that you little dicks? Oh I see, you wouldn't be "original" if you didn't put that exclamation mark after that word would you? And that's what you're all about, being "original" isn't it? Yeah, I thought so. That's the first thought that came into my mind when you came onto MTV right after Fall Out Boy and From First to Last.
Ten bucks they aren't even around for another year. And, if they are, fifty bucks says they aren't in mainstream America anymore. So, enjoy it while you can, "P!ATD." But, I'm sure as long as there is some 15-year-old that is seeking to be different, you'll always have a strong fan base. Fuck you. I'm gonna go find a cat to kick now.
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