| My own highlight of the night was when i was cutting loose on the dance floor my friend christina said there was a girl checking me out. SCORE. The dialog went something like this Girl: You have crazy good moves: Ray: yeah I know, some say i am the white usher. Girl: Seriously those are good! Ray : Well i don't really care if your making fun of my moves or your serious, i am just cutting loose because i have to go back to work on monday and I want to have fun. Girl: Do you like Terrel Owens?Ray: WTF? Girl: Your wearing an eagles hat! Ray: Oh yeah i got family there, like fresh prince of bell air, but more black and gangsta. Girl: alright well i am going to party I will see you around. Ray: Alright! "Ray turns to christina did i fuck up? Christina: "no wonder you never get laid". Well it all went down hill after that. Then i started yelling at people for no reason. |
