| Quotes from break...... Josh: Those damn marmets are biting each other all the time Ray: They'll do that! Gossett: Come on Ray, Don't suck! Aaron: Westpoint, you might not jump out of your 6th floor window. Aaron: I think this girl maybe different! Atchison: the real sin city! RJ: we need a mute button on john, in the middle of his back, so only we can touch it. Aaron and I: OH SHIT YOUR BLOWING UP! Ray: i got my wisdom teeth removed and a cube of potatoe got stuck where my wisdom teeth were, so i am just using it for a tooth, heh this spuds for me! Josh: My dad got me a cell phone, i am a true poser now. Ray: i would probably get a cell phone, but instead of the people i want to call, i will just get the most annoying people ever, my phone will be buzzing with Gilbert Godfrey, Carrott top, and john calling me all the time Ray:Who's the big winner here tonight? AARON IS! Aaron: You must be the red dragon! Bryce: Its probably a good idea to drink and do pain killers. Ray: oh shit josh is going to hit the *loud crunching sound ..........goalpost Oh shit i am getting dizzy on tylonal and The painkillers, better drink some southern confort to even them out. (the warning on my painkillers) Do not operate any machinery or drive or partake in important buisnes decisions on this medication. Whew i am glad I read that i was about ready to sell my bad idea jeans. just block gossett, my knees can't take much more of this shit -matthias Ray: Hey bryce, doesn't it suck knowing your the only one not going to be knee deep in pussy by 2 am here Bryce: yeah its not bad. Ray and Bahr, Genatal warts (they're not bad!) Ray: I don't know whats worse, jackie and hillary seeing my small small dick, or the fact its not even close to being the most embarrassing moment in my life. Ray: Sometimes i think girls are alright, then i look at matthias and i realize they are just dick sucking zombies. You didn't notice my haircut? Probably because i was too busy staring at your ass. Shanin Bahr: Ray you are going to make a horrible father Ray: yeah i will be pissed all the time Shanin:pissed at what? Ray: That i didn't pull out in time. Josh quoting pugh! Looks like deon and andre rison, BITCH SLAPPIN! Ray: Girls probably know in the back of their mind they are missing out on me, but they know i will always be around, and the guys they are after won't be. Well you know what i say about beer. "its not bad" Ray: Hey angela, did you bring jesus with you? Aaron: JESUS did NOT have a mullet. Ray: we don't need no haters, we just trying to have a good time! Mandatory ray talks shit on chicks that he can't have sex with! *RJ scores a touchdown* Josh: phi kaps rule Rodzilla4u: because when i wake up tomorrow some soriety slut is going to come into blockbuster and flash her phi fuck me id and shake her ass and not want to pay her late fees R Terz: love takes time Ray: are we talking about forplay? Rodzilla4u: phi delt siggma do me fucking a donkey i don't care what your in. Mandy about whitaker; wow that guy's hot Ray: and he has a huge fucking dick too! He does i swear, if you look at him from behind his dick looks like a doggie door between his legs. Ray: We're just going to drive around st joe looking for some party, and when we find it its going to suck, then we are going to spend a half in hour in a bar and its going to suck, then i will be talking to some chick at a party who thinks she is some kind of bad ass just because there will be 10 horny assholes trying to fuck her, you know what AARON i won't be that asshole, Some chick who isn't half as fucking good as my old girlfriend is going to FRONT ME? I don't fucking think so. hehe my take on the famous swingers line sooo true soo true |