Twiggy Bagpipe

Twiggy Bagpipe

Bagpipes are my favourite musical instrument
Yes really, I'm being honest here
Sarcasm is also one of my favourite things
In truth, I like to put twigs in bagpipes
Cos they really get on my nerves
Stupid Scottish noise-making atrocities!
No offense to the Scots among us
But WHY must you make that infernal racket?
I challenge you to come over here to me
And I shall ram a twig so far up yer pipe
That ye won't know what end is the blow hole

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