Oh my microwave is so fine It gives me steamy hot food My brain, I should not put in there Because it would make me ramble On and on like this Oh no, that means... I've committed that very crime! I stuck my head in my beloved microwave! How could I? Oh! But maybe it's all for the best My microwave and I could never last It's electrical and I'm organic I never ever could stand by him But NO! I MUST! For the sake of love, I must! And off I shall go To press that shiny button To consumate myself to him Give me heat Give me heat GIVE ME HEAT! Aaaaahhhhhhhh