One thing that really gets on my goat If I had a goat to call my own Is the idiotic rambling in hip-hop music How on earth can I describe what this does to me? Whiny chit chat "oh baby oh yeah uh uh" What the hell kinda crap is that anyway? That's not music! It's slime! Pollution! Random made up crap for non-musicians! And what's with the crotch-grabbing? Does it make them sing any better? Hell no! All it does is make them look like Self-loving freaks of nature Who's only purpose on earth Is to give metal-heads like me Something to write fantastic music about