Face it. Whether you're talking or typing you are bound to say something that someone else thinks is funny, insightful, amusing, deep, blah blah blah. And then there's those times that your watching an anime or playing a game and a character says something that just begs to be quoted. Being that my profile at AGV only holds 20,000 characters, I decided that I'd keep some there, mostly the AGV Member quotes, and add the rest here. Read, laugh, cry, enjoy.
AGV Member Quotes
"Fear not, Ookami and I, Professional Goddesses at Large, shall keep
you together and operational."
-Sakaki
"I told her that if I am strange then I might as well be lame too."
-Ookami
"Sakaki got really bored."
-Sakaki...four words to live in fear of... -_-’
"When I finally stopped the car, I rested my head on the steering wheel. Shutting the
engine, I opened the door.............and fell out."
-PhantomScorpio, adventures with his uncle’s Toyota Landcruiser..."which has the
seat at 3 feet above sea level"
"It was a free screening, and I think I overpaid."
-Chosun92 on A Knight’s Tale
"All this stuff makes me want to own a bus even more ^_^"
-PhantomScorpio on the (lack of) virtues of SUVs
"One more thing, *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, stupid CN should not trifle with utero, utero
will go all Tanya Harding and knee cap some fool. *evil look*"
-Utero on the ever-changing Toonami schedule
"//.^ <- it’s Trowa!"
-AmiBarton displaying creativity
"It’s something I like to call the caveman gene."
-Utero on manliness
"Taco Hell
Booger Queen
Windy’s
McDingo’s (home of 99 cent Dingo Burgers)
Kentucky fried bird
Jack in the Crack
Carl’s Senile
Pizza the Hut (well that one’s from Spaceballs)
To Go (3 sandwiches from to go, to go)
International House of Fruitcakes"
-Nanikore on fine cuisine
"Warning: Wing Bashing may be present"
-PhantomScorpio regarding Gundam realism
"Yes, I speak American. Sorry, no English..."
-Nanikore and linguistics
"My Dad just came back from a foreign trip, and he’s always bringing a plastic
bag filled with fruit with him. My sister looked at it and sighed. "Is it our stuff
or more food for himself?""
-PhantomScorpio
"If there’s a problem, it’s probably my fault."
-Clairvaux
"The self-contradiction"
-MaiAssuka wants to fly but fears heights
"Our household nickname for this series is "Drag On Ball Z" for a
reason."
-MiwaSatoshi speaks the truth
"Just a hot, sticky, frustrated girl who’s arm is very tired from waving a
wicker fan around all day long."
-Emichan on her love of the California power situation
"I never knew how much of a power-hungry, insulting bitch I was. >.<"
-Mystiria
"Oprah Winfry and the whole Oxygen channel. My caveman gene conflicts with it for
some unknown reason."
-Utero on things he hates
"And you haven’t quoted me!"
-Sprocket
"Install ICQ already! Before I fall asleep and leave keyboard imprints in my
noggin!"
-Sprocket the Impatient
"Do you have any idea what it’s like to be pinched so hard that you’re
BRUISED for over a week?"
-Emichan
"The word was NUTHOOK ... My deffinition went something like this: "What you Cry
out when you’re playing MarioKart 64 and somebody uses a ghost on you as you’re
going along Yoshi’s Valley and knocks you off the ledge .... NYYYUUUUUTOOOOOOOKK
MYYYYYY SHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!""
-Emichan provides proof that she can make it up as she goes along
"*schemes what she can do to make Gi-kun laugh so hard he wakes his parents*....for
once I’m coming up blank ... I’ll have to get back to you on this one ...."
-Emichan referencing my Heero Laugh™
"Zidane would be the lady killer - no wonder Gilliam wanted to be him :P"
-Sprocket
"I live in a town that looks like it came out of the beginning of an RPG. Sometimes I
look around and expect happy-cow-town music to start playing."
-Sprocket
"I’m EATEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?! O.o"
-Mystiria doesn’t want to be the Mock Turtle
"Uh oh, here comes my wife =p"
-MiwaSatoshi is in trouble already
"Yes, must raise hell on AGV ... >_<"
-Emichan doesn’t like it when AGV is dead
"NAKED FUN!"
-SailorCat taken way out of context
Ookami: "Gilliam ^____^ You will never guess what I found ^____^ ...
I found them ^_____^"
Me: "Chibi Troopers for your car? O_o"
Ookami: "O.o;"
"Since I’m a pervert I’d give that flick a go."
-Nanikore wants to see Sasayaki
"I am ummm jumping on the pervo band wagon I guess. Move over for utero."
-Utero...related to the above
"How come this doesn’t surprise me ... ?"
-Emichan...related to Utero’s statement above
"Ogh jouy, therye gotes mygh mototr functuojns. We;;, so mugh fur tat."
-Bawra....er....bara
"Either way .......I forgot what I was going to type........"
-Cat AKA cdkobasiuk
"Really? I call them my ex-boyfriends ..."
-Emichan on psychic leaches
"What drug are you taking and memo me for my mailing address ..."
-Emichan
"Okay, so can girls be dubbed special so they can frequent the man hut?"
-Miriamele
"Now that I think about it, you’d probably be a good host on the Man Show, utero
^_^. Maybe you can start a similar show called The Man Hut, though good luck recruiting
any girls from AGV to help ^^."
-Sprocket
"Whatever tickles your pickle."
-Sprocket
"Now I’m going to start walking around the house with this gigantic grin on my
face, and my family is going to wonder what evil thing I’ve done THIS time ^^"
-Sprocket is turning into Gilliam
"hmm...I need a new quote.......what’s the funniest thing you’ve said
recently?"
-Sprocket
"So that’s why my friends call me funny as snot...because snot is also that
funny when used right :P"
-Sprocket....again....
"So yeah, I got horny. Lots of blood and Asian men . . . what else do you expect to
happen?"
-Bara comments on watching ’Kiss Of The Dragon’
"I suppose that fits, since I firmly believe that "Evil will always triumph over
good, because good is dumb.""
-DQ on being Dark Helmet from ’Spaceballs’
"I've not yet found a sports bra that's tight enough to make that NOT
painful...I'll pass, thanks very much..."
-Iffer is not a fan of trampolines
"hey everyones got to have a hobby , mine’s being a pervert."
-Philnicau
"Ah, I saw the trampoline thing. For my thoughts on that -- I haven't
jumped on a trampoline since before I was um, developed. ^_^; But for the sports bra
thing, I crossplay (costume as the opposite sex) and have had to strap myself down with a
sports bra plus duct tape or electrical tape on many occasions. It's the one way to make
yourself not bounce, but it also makes breathing incredibly complicated. -.-"
-Michiru
"Motto...flirt with guys do not try to run them down......"
-Cat
"And I’m not ’big’ enough chest wise to hurt myself on trampolines I
guess ^_^"
-Sprocket
"I want a get out of jail free card so when I hear that annoying question I can
express myself in a more juvenile fashion and smack them in the back of the head with my
shoe."
-utero..."what do you really want to do with your life?"
"It was lots of fun. Our original "stunt minister" (a
beachball) decided to meander around during the rehearsal, we had to replace it with a
soccer ball ^_^ And you'll not find many weddings in which the processional is the theme
song to Phantasy Star III, and the recessional is "Yume no nakae" (Kareshi
Kanojo no Jijou end song)."
-MiwaSatoshi to Sprocket on his wedding rehearsal
Anime & Game Character Quotes
"I see no men around here. The only men I know are either buried or
always have their faces shown up on that screen."
-Dorothy Catalonia, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz Special Movie Version
"I’m not dead weight, dammit!"
-Nene Romanova, Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040
"Are you stupid?"
-Asuka Langley Sohryu, Neon Genesis Evangelion
"Shinji he’s our hero and he used to be a zero."
-Asuka Langley Sohryu, Neon Genesis Evangelion
"I’m not here for the view!"
-Gene Starwind, Outlaw Star
Gendo: "Shinji, why aren’t you fighting?"
Shinji: "I can’t. There’s still a person inside that thing."
Gendo: "Irrelevant."
-Neon Genesis Evangelion
"And by the way...who took my clothes off?!"
-Lina Inverse, Slayers Try
"She’s cute...and she’s in trouble. That’s all that matters."
-Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
"I can’t stand around knowing a girl’s in trouble. Goes against my
nature."
-Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
"Farewell...my sweet, loveable morons."
-Kuja, Final Fantasy IX
"I AM the new angel of death! YOURS!!!"
-Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
"Well it’s about time you started acting like a man."
-Rio, Burn Up W
"Divine retribution."
-Otaru Mamiya, Saber Marionette J
Gene: "Gilliam. For one day, try to behave yourself."
Gilliam: "....Very well."
-Outlaw Star
"You almost made me ruin my underwear with that thing!"
-Nene Romanova, Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040
Priss: "I see some drawbacks."
Linna: "And just what might those be?"
Priss: "Having to shave some strange places."
Linna: "Oh my god! I didn’t know that was transparent! When were you going to
tell me about that, you little pervert?!"
-Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040
"I can’t cry anymore. I feel the pain, but the tears won’t come."
-Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion
Shinji’s Subconscious: "For example, you can’t swim."
Shinji: "Humans aren’t made to float."
Shinji’s Subconscious: "This is self-deception."
Shinji: "I don’t care what you want to call it."
Shinji’s Subconscious: "You have been shutting your eyes and covering your ears
making you blind and deaf to that which you wish to avoid."
-Neon Genesis Evangelion
"I’m such a stud!"
-Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
"I just wanna protect the people I’m with. It doesn’t matter if I can or
not. It’s what I believe."
-Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
Zidane: "After some time on the road he had to ask Colin something. ’Why did you
come with me?’"
Dagger: "And? What was Colin’s answer?"
Zidane: "Only because I wanted to."
-Final Fantasy IX
"Her ugliness and stupidity are truly impressive."
-Kuja, Final Fantasy IX
"To understand something is interesting, but what’s already understood is
boring."
-Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
"You stand here say nothing, then you just like the other dummy-dummies. No can tell
the difference!"
-Quina, Final Fantasy IX
"Their minds are just out to lunch for a little while..."
-Vivi, Final Fantasy IX
"Garland!? Oooo, THAT’s a sinister name!"
-Eiko, Final Fantasy IX
"Chivalry requires a knight to look after his comrades-in-arms. I will not abandon
you! And I shall follow you to kingdom come if I must. You remember that!"
-Steiner, Final Fantasy IX
"We live not to forget our past but to learn from it."
-Freya, Final Fantasy IX
Mikoto: "Did you find an answer?"
Zidane: "No...but maybe the point is just to try."
-Final Fantasy IX
"An interpreter would be nice."
-Sana Kurata, Kodomo no Omocha
"So you're the ex-fiance of the Hindu God of Destruction? Well there
goes my brain."
-Jake McDonald, 3x3 Eyes
"When a person figures out what's really important to him, he should
try to protect it no matter what the cost."
-Jake McDonald, 3x3 Eyes
ICQ Conversations
| Gilliam: | Hey, if ya wanna go watch some anime, I won’t stop ya! ^___~ |
| Emi-chan: | Naah, I got all summer to watch it ... besides, the more I put it off, the longer I can stand to wait before I absolutely MUST buy more .... |
| Emi-chan: | *lurks around waiting to pounce on whoever has Gi-kun’s icon* |
| Gilliam: | Hmmm......very good point! I’ll have to try
that. *buries Trigun discs in the backyard* ^_^ Erm....pounce??? |
| Gilliam: | Aw crap! |
| Emi-chan: | Yeah .... *gets bored* ... YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *pounces on Gi-kun* |
| Emi-chan: | Meow? |
| Gilliam: | I just spilled my soda on myself!!! |
| Emi-chan: | Heh, scared you, ne? :p Seriously though ... that sucks ... :/ |
| Gilliam: | Gack! *faints* |
| Emi-chan: | *waves fan over fainted Gi-kun* |
| Emi-chan: | *waps him in the face with fan* |
| Gilliam: | Gaaa! I’m awake! ^_^ Yeah, gonna need to wash the chair.... |
| Emi-chan: | LOL .... poor Gi-kun ... |
| Gilliam: | Oh well...... *wipes up soda with important looking paper* Hope I didn’t need that for something..... |
| Emi-chan: | *glances at check with many zeros* |
| Gilliam: | *faints again* |
| Emi-chan: | Heh ... nevermind, it’s a bill, my bad ... |
| Gilliam: | Phew! That makes me feel better.....I think.... Do they take sticky money at Suncoast??? o.O |
| Emi-chan: | Only if it’s stuck to a credit card .... |
| Gilliam: | <Heero> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
</Heero> Looks like your plan worked..... ^_^ |
| Emi-chan: | ^_^ Hooray, I finally got him to laugh Da dada dadada dat da da! </Bad Lina Dubbing> |
| Emi-chan: | I’ve been told that I laugh like Heero before and I’m a girl, is that bad? |
| Gilliam: | Ermmmm......well........ -_- Uh...no! Not at all! Of course not! ^___^ |
| Emi-chan: | :p |
| Gilliam: | That is SO going in the profile! |
| Gilliam: | Oh my......who said THAT?! I must have missed it... |
| Emi-chan: | basicvisual ... |
| Gilliam: | O.o Oooooookaaaayyyyyy.................. |
| Emi-chan: | TOTALLY doesn’t sound like him, does it? |
| Emi-chan: | Gyaa, STILL no more posts on AGV...... @_x |
| Gilliam: | Not.........even.........close............ Dead AGV SUCKS!!!! *rants and bounces and jumps and screams* *trips over soda can on the floor and falls on his head* Lookit the priddy berdeees! ^_____^’’’’ |
| Emi-chan: | ROFL ... OMG I’m so happy I memoed you and not somebody else .... |
| Gilliam: | You’re gonna make me explain it.....aren’t you? >< |
| Emi-chan: | Naaahh, you don’t haveta ... ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Phew! You’d think I was crazy..... |
| Emi-chan: | What would be different? |
| Gilliam: | Initial D DVDs would so rock! |
| uterodumb: | You have to get the first two tape at least... So great.. Unreal great.. the story is so-so the animation is so-so together there GREAT! |
| uterodumb: | CRACK!! It's anime CRACK! |
| Gilliam: | LOL! You and bara....pimping anime drugs....how funny is that?! |
| uterodumb: | heehee, I think if you get the tapes.. I will be considered a dealer and deling in CA is like 10+ years at the minimim :( |
| uterodumb: | err mum |
| Gilliam: | Quick! Lock him up! He's dealing anime crack! LOL! |
| uterodumb: | LOL!! umm *thinking quick* its for medisinal purposes officer I swear! |
| Gilliam: | Well, it stops the insanity caused by not having seen it..... ^_~ |
| Sprocket: | Sprocket (the dog, not the AGV’r) *snort* I didn’t notice that before that’s actually how i got my nickname *sweatdrop* |
| Gilliam: | O_o You’re kidding..........right? Right?
RIGHT??? *snicker* *snort* <Heero>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</Heero> NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!!!!!! ^____________^ |
| Sprocket: | *sweatdrop* um, well...yes... it started as a sorta insult, freshman year my friend Nathan said I reminded him of the dog on Fraggle Rock, and the nickname stuck |
| Gilliam: | *smacks forehead* BAKA! ECCHI BAKA!!! |
| Sprocket: | Hey! You are too! |
| Gilliam: | Nah, I'm just ecchi. ^____________^ |
| Sprocket: | yes, you are ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Gilliam, king of ecchi typos |
| Sprocket: | haaaaaaaaaiiiii ^_^ what does that make me? |
| Gilliam: | Uhhhhhhhhhh....................Queen of ecchi bakaness???? |
| Sprocket: | .................................... |
| Gilliam: | Baka Queen of ecchiness????? |
| Sprocket: | ........................ |
| Gilliam: | How about just ecchi baka??? |
| Sprocket: | How about just Queen? ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Hmmm....I guess that other stuff is kinda
redundant........................................ I am SO kidding! Don't hurt me! *hides under the bed* |
| Sprocket: | *evil Heero Yuy glare of Death* |
| Sprocket: | EEEEEEE! *glomp* ....lol, this is probably his sister again just because I said that ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | right you are :o) |
| Sprocket: | *smacks self in forehead* Kari the Genius strikes again! OK, i'll leave you alone now ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | *even eviler grin* Ummm...is eviler a word? O_o |
| Sprocket: | nope ^_^ "more evil" ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Yeah, thought so.....oh well....you got the
idea..... *mostest evilest grin* |
| Sprocket: | *bonks head into wall* |
| Gilliam: | Was it something I said? ^___^ |
| Sprocket: | i DID get some cool new pants though except it seemed like they fit differently when i got home...hopefully they'll shrink a bit when i wash them O_O |
| Gilliam: | Ummm.....don't females usually complain if THEY have to do the shrinking? O_O" |
| Gilliam: | I don't think I'm quite that bad. I've got some
ecchi in me. *nudge nudge wink wink* |
| Sprocket: | *rolls eyes* silly Gilly.... |
| Sprocket: | WHY do I always so this? It seems I can never sit straight in a chair... |
| Gilliam: | So you swing THAT way, huh? ^___________________^ |
| Sprocket: | naNIIII? BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Gilliam: | Told you I had ecchi in me..... ^_~ |
| Gilliam: | What do I hate? |
| Sprocket: | um...bad dubs? |
| Gilliam: | sounds good...... HA! PUN! ^______^ |
| Sprocket: | oh, that was horrible ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | I think that's quote material..... ^_____^ |
| Gilliam: | According to Arashi, I'm a celebrity. ^_^ I'll have to find some picutres to autograph and give away. ^_~ |
| Sprocket: | *baps you* Okay, Otaru :P |
| Gilliam: | *dresses up in feathery outfit* |
| Sprocket: | O_O |
| Gilliam: | Don't you ogle me like that! |
| Gilliam: | ^___^ |
| Sprocket: | Oh yeah...*snort* *buys some pajamas with Gilliam printed on them* Woohoo! |
| Gilliam: | By the way...*tags Sprocket*....you're it.....*runs* ^__~ |
| Sprocket: | BAKA! ^_^ You can't do that when I'm actually online! Sheesh! |
| Gilliam: | Yes I can! I can do whatever I want. =Þ |
| Sprocket: | You're not playing by the rules :P Fine! *runs over D-Hell with her Mustang* take that! ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | >_< This means WAR! *brings the REAL D-Hell out of the basement* *chops up the Mustang into little pieces* |
| Sprocket: | O_O You.......YOU! *goes into a berserker rage and destroys everything within a ten mile radius of and including D-Hell* |
| Gilliam: | O_o Yeah? Yeah?! Well....you're....you're......................you're still 'it'!!! =Þ |
| Sprocket: | Doesn't blowing you up count as tagging you? |
| Sprocket: | Haaaaaaaaaaai muy good ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Wow...three words, three languages! ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Always thinking of you. You you you! ^________^" |
| Sprocket: | But I'm cute, so it's okay right? |
| Sprocket: | *bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap* |
| Gilliam: | *bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk* |
| Sprocket: | *tickletickletickletickletickletickletickleticletickle* |
| Gilliam: | *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughaughlaugh* |
| Sprocket: | ^_^ *glomp* |
| Gilliam: | *glompglompglompglompglompglompglompglompglomp* Oh.....hold up.....we stopped doing that, didn't we? @_@ |
| Sprocket: | i haven't evoked the Heero laugh in a while -_- must try harder... |
| Gilliam: | Well you can always try......trying never hurt
anyone......unless they were trying to hurt themselves. Then I guess trying would hurt,
unless you weren't trying hard enough..... @_@ Wow! DRIVEL!!!!!! |
| Sprocket: | ......or, I could just let you ramble until you evoked your own laugh |
| Gilliam: | That's taking the easy way out of it......... |
| Gilliam: | Hmmmmmmm.............I have an idea! Print out
my icon and tape it to your dashboard! ^______________________^ |
| Sprocket: | ...........................no way, the tape would leave marks on the freshly cleaned windows ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Your dashboard has windows? O_O Funny......mine doesn't........ ^__~ |
| Sprocket: | err...ner ^_^ sorry, brain fart ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | Find a big cardboard box to put in your yard....I'm moving in! |
| Sprocket: | Lol "Mom, my friend from the Net is moving in" "Oh, okay honey!" -_- NER! |
| Gilliam: | I can so see it! There I am huddled in the corner of the box with only the light of a computer and a single wire running into the house so I can steal your bandwidth. *evil grin* Sounds like a plan! |
| Sprocket: | Oh, but I AM nice! ^_^ *turns into cute lil anime sidekick creature looking thing* |
| Gilliam: | ...............why a sidekick? |
| Sprocket: | I have no idea |
| Gilliam: | You're a sidekick but you don't know why? |
| Sprocket: | Hai |
| Gilliam: | Then you must not be sidekick material.... |
| Sprocket: | Nope, I'm my own sidekick! |
| Gilliam: | @_@ You are sooooo strange...... |
| Gilliam: | Ayla was cool......cavewoman.....beat people.....drink till fall over... |
| Sprocket: | ^_^ I would have named her after me, but I'm not quite that buff |
| Gilliam: | No tail either.... |
| Sprocket: | Yes I do! I'm related to Zidane! ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | ..............you are NOT related to me! ^_^ |
| Sprocket: | ....That's right. Um. Fiiiiiiiiiine, I don't really have a tail. |
| Gilliam: | We can give you wings and a horn and call you Eiko though..... ^_^ |
| Sprocket: | ^_^ Eeew, the horn would look funky though... |
| Gilliam: | Don't tell me you don't like horns.......they're so cool! |
| Sprocket: | Not on my forehead! |
| Gilliam: | *glues horn to Sprockey's forehead* It's not so bad.....looks good. ^_^ |
| Sprocket: | *glares at you from under horn* |
| Gilliam: | Oh come on...it's a little one! Teeny tiny widdle horn..... |
| Sprocket: | *glare* |
| Gilliam: | ..............fine........*cuts Sprockeys hair with a knife* That better? |
| Sprocket: | *evil Heero Yuy glare of DEATH* |
| Gilliam: | Thought so........ |
| Sprocket: | *glues on of those little Moogle balls to the top of your head* |
| Gilliam: | That's not so bad....do I get wings too? |
| Sprocket: | ^_^ Maybe, if you're nice to me! *glues Chocobo feathers on you* |
| Gilliam: | Now you're pushing it........ |
| Sprocket: | Good Gilly! Now......wark! |
| Gilliam: | [blonde joke] |
| Sprocket: | *slams head against wall* |
| Gilliam: | ^_____^ |
| Sprocket: | I'm just glad i'm not blonde... |
| Gilliam: | Hmmmm..........*glues blonde wig, tail and ears to Sprockey* |
| Sprocket: | *glare* You know WHAT? *dresses Gilliam up like Relena* |
| Gilliam: | Now you've crossed the line!!! >_<
<--------Heero Glare *dresses Sprockey up as.........Gourry!!!!* |
| Sprocket: | O_O Okay, how do I dress you up worse than Relena? Hmm... *dresses you up like Naga* |
| Gilliam: | That is so not funny.......... *dresses Sprockey as Hanegata* |
| Sprocket: | O_O *dresses up Gilliam like Kuja, makeup and all* |
| Sprocket: | *evil grin* |
| Gilliam: | Hmmmmm.............. *dresses Sprockey as Steiner* |
| Gilliam: | Heya Rusty! |
| Sprocket: | :P *glare* *dresses Gilliam up like......an oglop!* |
| Gilliam: | *turns Sprockey into a frog* Oh look! Here comes Quina! *evil evil glare* |
| Sprocket: | *looks at Quina* *realizes it's Gilliam dressed like Quina* HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| Gilliam: | That not save you. Frog yummy yummy!!! |
| Sprocket: | *smacks Gi-na (ha!) upside the head with a 2x4 and runs as fast as her froggy legs will carry her* |
| Gilliam: | *which isn't fast enough to avoid the LV5 Death spell......which is a great way to kill Grand Dragons BTW* |
| Sprocket: | *laughs because Gilliam doesn't realize she's a
level 99 Frog* Beh! take that! |
| Gilliam: | Dang nabbit! Dang ribbit??? @_@ Whips out Orichalcon.......*evil grin* |
| Sprocket: | eeep! Okay...time to haul out the main artillery! *transforms into Magical Girl Sprocket* Brilliant Devastating Waterfall Attack! |
| Gilliam: | KUSO!!! Grand Lethal!!!! |
| Sprocket: | Okay, cheater! You're still Quina! Sprocket Mysterious Amazing Bubbles! |
| Gilliam: | ..............not if I have the Orichalcon I'm
not...... Fine.......COOK!!!!! |
| Sprocket: | What are we fighting over again? |
| Gilliam: | Sure.....L1+L2+R1+R2+SELECT+START |
| Sprocket: | Nani? You soooooooooooo lost me... |
| Gilliam: | You don't know how to reset a PS without getting up??? |
| Sprocket: | no i knew that, but why reset? |
| Gilliam: | Ummm.....nevermind............I think I lost
me..........@_@ *ditches fork and funny hat for dagger and tail* There...much better....... |
| Sprocket: | *dresses you up like Cherry* |
| Gilliam: | OK, HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!! |
| Sprocket: | nani? *cute, sweet, innocent, angelic grin* |
| Gilliam: | Angelic my foot.........>_<* *dresses you up like Shogun Ieyasu* |
| Sprocket: | O_O *dresses YOU up like Hanagata* |
| Gilliam: | *dresses you up like Parn* |
| Sprocket: | *dresses you up like Dorothy Catalonia* |
| Gilliam: | *dresses you up like Treize* |
| Sprocket: | *dresses you up like Sailor Moon* |
| Gilliam: | O_O That's beyond sane..... *dresses you up as Sprocket......the dog* |
| Sprocket: | *dresses you up like Britney Spears* |
| Gilliam: | "This is so NOT COOL!!!!" |
| Sprocket: | ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ *innocent grin* ACK! My stalker just came online! *hides* |
| Gilliam: | Again? Don't worry, you look like a dog....it's cool.... ^_^ |
| Sprocket: | *smacks you with her trusty 2x4* |
| Sprocket: | ^_^ *pokepoke* Heee....squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishy.... |
| Gilliam: | *tackles Sprockey while she's caught off-guard* >_<* |
| Sprocket: | EEEEEE! Hey! *pulls off a cool tae soo do move, pinning you* |
| Gilliam: | *squirms out* |
| Sprocket: | *accidentally pinches you with a cool roundhouse kick* |
| Gilliam: | Accidentaly my butt! |
| Sprocket: | I accidentally pinched your butt? O_O |
| Gilliam: | Hey, I know I'm a ladykiller, but geez! ^___^" |
| Sprocket: | Heh. *pinches you again* |
| Gilliam: | That's getting quoted by the way....... |
| Sprocket: | ^_^ Alllllll of that and no Heero Laugh *sniffle* |
| Gilliam: | I was too busy being Relena.....remember...... "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooooooooooooooo!" |
| Sprocket: | *covers ears* BAKA |
| Gilliam: | Haaaaaai!!! |
| Sprocket: | And you just gave me a new quote for AGV ^_^ |
| Gilliam: | ...........kuso......... |
| Gilliam: | *plonk* |
| Sprocket: | plonk? |
| Gilliam: | Yup...plonk.... ^_^ |
| Sprocket: | I don't get it |
| Gilliam: | Does bonk work better for you? |
| Sprocket: | Well, it makes more sense...*bap* |
| Gilliam: | ......................*plonk*...... |
| Sprocket: | *pinch* |
| Gilliam: | Are you really sure you want to get into THAT again....? |
| Sprocket: | Okay, fine... *tickle* |
| Gilliam: | *whap* |
| Sprocket: | *plat* |
| Gilliam: | O_O" |
Miscellaneous Quotes
 | WHILE PAINTING THE DECK... |
Mom: *brings out bowl of potato chips*
Me: Alright! Paint chips!
Sister: Dad’s cooking lunch?
Me: Good thing we’re outside. We won’t have to run as far when he burns the
house down.
Me: Did you do these posts yet?
Sister: Which ones?
Me: These. *touches posts getting paint on his hands*
Sister: ...
Me: Oh....uh, nevermind....
Me: Oh. Missed a spot. *paints*
Sister: Don’t paint me you idiot!!!
| WHILE ON VACATION... |
Me: *poke* Squishy!
Sister: Don't poke my squish!
