| As much talked about as Sasquatch and sometimes refered to as Assquatch, Fleetwood Mike is believed to have taken residence in rural, southern Pa. The myth of Fleetwood Mike goes well back in history, almost 3 years. The most recent news of these beastly creatures is that they seem to have recorded some kind of 4 track demo properly dubbed "Not Too Good To Sell Out." This is a compilation of grunts and raw animal sex noises that is sure to please anyone who likes those sort of things. The demo will be distributed (hopefully) soon to all interested parties. Other sightings of Fleetwood Mike would have some believe that they were planning to launch an all out tour this winter, but that is yet to be seen. Keep checking in for updates on this potentially dangerous situation as an outbreak of Fleetwood Mike would mean trouble for everyone and everything, especially young girls hearts. |
