A. Well ass, I think it's obvious that Fleetwood Mike comes from our bassist's name which just happens to be...........Mike Fleetwood. Thus the name backwards becomes Fleetwood Mike. Snazzy, eh? Also, Fleetwood MIke is not a dumb ass name, dumb ass. Frankly it's perfect in everyway. I could explain but I'd rather it remain an enigma. Next question please.
2.Q. Are you guys associated with Fleetwood Mac in anyway? I mean do you guys idolize them or what? That's weird to name your band after another band. Do you sound like Fleetwood Mac?
A. Well, hmmm where to begin, if you can read, you can see that our band name has nothing to do with Fleetwood Mac from the first answer. Therefore all of your other questions will be denied the privelege to be answered?
3.Q. Are you guys a cover band of Fleetwood Mac?
A. Well let's see.....how about, if I recieve on more Fleetwood Mac question, I'll......I'll......Well I'll probably do nothing. Just stop already. We are in no way associated with Fleetwood Mac. Frankly, I've never listened to them.
4.Q. I heard a rumor that Fleetwood Mike was going to make an appearance at Woodstock 99'. I bought a ticket because I thought I'd be able to see them live. I was just wondering why you guys weren't there.
A. That's not a question buddy. To respond to your statement, yes we were supposed to play at Woodstock but unfortunately we were already booked at a home town dance club called "Shakin' Dave's Bacon." After hours of discussing this dilemma with our management, we decided that it would be better to work on our home town support rather than play for the tens of thousands of people that would be at Woodstock (also, Mike hates big crowds, he just kinda wets himself when he's in front of more than 15 people, and amusing as it may be, it's not pretty.). The band believes that the 10 people who saw us at "Shakin' Dave's Bacon" are now loyal fans and it was the right decision. Who needs a bunch of groupie fans anyway who would just shower us with devotion and buy our over-priced merchandise. We are currently seeking new management. (This time we're looking beyond the local elementary school kids.)
5. Q. How come there are so many subtle hints that Greg is homosexual?
A. Well idiot, I don't think they're that subtle. I mean I practically spell it out for ya don't I. Well anyway, it turns out that after weeks of research, Greg is not gay. I was just confused after that one camping trip Greg and I went on. I don't feel like getting into it now, but know that 40 lbs. of vaseline is never a good idea when you're just two lonely boys in the woods. 6. Q. Hey, these questions suck.
A. Yeah I know. Sorry, we don't actually have any real frequently asked questions. Unless you count, "is Chris really the smallest 'man' alive?" And I think we all know the answer to that. Especially that poor, homeless, Glen kid who lives across town.
