HAPPY HUMPING TURTLES The Birds and the Bees will be easier than ever to teach your children, with these two anatomically-correct Chelonians! For a limited time, when you return your Proof of Purchase along with a cheque or money order for $5.00, you will receive a set of toy Turtle eggs to complete the mating process!
	THE BIG CLAY HEAD KIT Now the entire family can create a personal wax museum to share with the neighborhood! The Big Clay Head Kit is extremely easy to use, and relatively safe as well! Just keep breathing through the Demented Creations double-thick straw (not included), and after about 60 minutes, you and three friends will be able to pry your very own clay head from your skin!
	FRITZ, THE QUEER ASTRONAUT BEAR In today's world, social acceptance is important to teach our children at a very young age. And doing so couldn't be more fun with the help of Fritz, the Queer Astronaut Bear! Just like in the real world, homosexual men do not only work as hair stylists and fashion consultants, as Fritz teaches in his exciting career of a Queen Astronaut Bear!
	WHAT IS THAT THING? Encouraging the creative development of your child like no other toy on the market, this product lives up to its name by making you ask yourself "What is that Thing?" every single time your child plays with it! Does little Jimmy see a bright red spaceship landing on Earth? Or maybe it's a pipe bomb for when Sally is playing Terrorist with her friends! The possibilities are endless as long as you keep asking "What the hell is that Thing"?