DEMENTED CREATIONS COMPANY INFORMATION
Ever wondered who created the Glow in the Dark Yo-Yo? Or what about the
braintrust behind Jenga? Tickle Me Elmo? All of these brilliant concepts,
and so many more, have all come from the critically acclaimed genius mind
of Demented Creations' Chief Executive Officer, Alex Hunnington (pictured
left).
Formerly a top executive with the Hasbro corporation, Mr. Hunnington has
been on the cutting edge of the Toy & Game industry since G.I. Joe first
made its splash upon youth across the Globe! Could any other mind create
pure classic creative perfections such as Cobra Commander and Lieutenant
Falcon? Most certainly not. However, after seeing the action figure market
begin to falter in Hasbro's disfunctional marketing department, Hunnington
made the boldest move ever seen in the industry, leaping out of the corporate
giant to establish his own competitive bohemeth ... now known as the enigma
that is Demented Creations!
Alex Hunnington's next stroke of brilliance was to step beyond the realm
of the Toy & Game industry, and into the wild world of Network Television!
Since its inception one year ago, DCTN has aleady experienced gains in
market share and expansive ratings, showing no signs of slowing into its
second year of competition.
Finally, Mr. Hunnington has made his most exciting leap of mental prowess
to date, in the acquisition of the DCWL - Professional
Wrestling, Demented Style! Bringing the Toy & Game industry and the Network
Television world together in a union of absolute brilliant genius, Alex
Hunnington has invented a Utopia that is bound to bury its competition in
a manner never before seen!
All hail Alex Hunnington, the greatest marketing genius of our lifetime!
� 2002 - Demented Creations, Inc.
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