*  DCWL Commissioner JT Damon has announced that he will be present at
the Nov. 29th edition of Total Dementia, and will be making a public
statement regarding the upcoming DCWL Supercard Extravaganza,
tentatively scheduled for mid January.  In addition, Commissioner Damon
has promised some strong comments for last week's Acting Commissioner,
JC Blake.

*  The following wrestlers have been selected to participate as
Lumberjacks in the main event at next week's episode of Total Dementia:
     --> Skye Ashner
     --> Ash Bombay
     --> The Capitol
     --> Cousin Cletus
     --> Mistress Dandelion
     --> The Brass Monkey
     --> The Risen
     --> Cameron Williams
Two wrestlers will be stationed on each side of the ring, with
instructions to ensure that if any competitor is thrown out of the
ring, they are to be immediately returned to the ring with as little
force as necessary.  (OOC: please feel free to send in strategies to
advance any agendas you may have for this match!)

*  Two additional matches have been scheduled for next week's episode
of Total Dementia.  In a match featuring four newcomers in a tag team
encounter, The Brass Monkey will team with Ash Bombay, to meet the odd
duo of Cousin Cletus and Mistress Dandelion!  In another tag team
match, The Risen will work alongside Cameron Williams to face DOOM
BUSTER, as The Risen attempts to avenge his humiliating loss from last
week!

*  Guido the Great was seen leaving hospital with Mistress Dandelion,
reportedly arm-in-arm, before entering her limousine.  Their
destination was unknown, but certainly questions Ms. Dandelion's claims
to be Skye Ashner's boyfriend.

*  After overdosing on Heroin that had been given to him by Guido The
Great at Total Dementia, Rex Creed was transported directly to a local
hospital and is currently in stable condition. It is rumored that he
had possibly suffered from mild heart attack. He will be on moderate
observation within the facility for the next week.

*  UPCOMING SCHEDULE:

<>  WAR OF THE WORDS - November 26th, 2002
     --> WAR MONGER QUALIFYING MATCH
         Competitors To Be Announced
     --> Send Roleplays/Submissions to [email protected]  

<>  TOTAL DEMENTIA - November 29th, 2002
     --> *** GOLDEN ACTION FIGURE AWARD CONTEST ***
         LUMBERJACK TRIANGLE MATCH (NON-TITLE)
         Tawny Blake -vs- Jack Ketch -vs- Guido the Great
     --> NEWCOMERS TAG TEAM MATCH
         Brass Monkey & Ash Bombay -vs- Cousin Cletus & Ms. Dandelion
     --> REVENGE FOR THE RISEN?
         Cameron Williams & The Risen -vs- DOOM BUSTER
     --> Send Strategies/Submissions to [email protected]