~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your friends is the....
030. Craziest? Josh Wilhide
031. Loudest? Josh Wilhide
032. Nicest? Adam Hirt
033. Bitchiest? Tammy Miller if you piss her off.
034. Life of the party? Josh Wilhide
035. Jock? E.J. Hurley
036. Prep? Kevin Thackstan
037. Rebel? Most of my friends are rebels.
038. Cutest? Kelsey Klunk
039. Best friend of the same sex? Kevin Thackstan
040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Monica
041. Most popular? Tony Lagruda
042. Rudest? Right now it looks to be Chris Suprock.
043. Most shy? Probably Tim Sanders.
044. Dumbest? None of us are really stupid; Josh Wilhide acts the dumbest though.
045. Smartest? Chris Mougeotte
046. Weirdest? Josh Wilhide
047. Has the best hair? Kevin’s hair always does it for him.
048. Best personality? Nikki Rose
049. Most talented? Tony Lagruda…this kid is swift, precise, and gets away with almost everything.
050. Most ghetto? Nate Leese
051. Most spoiled? Kevin Thackstan
052. Drama queen? Adam Hirt; though he’s no queen, he certainly has talent.
053. Pain in the ass? Chris Suprock
054. Funniest? As a group we tend to be generally funny; no one sticks out.
055. Best advice given? Lynne Reinhardt; she acts like everyone's mom.
056. Druggie? E.J. Hurley
057. Most likely to join a cult? Any of Brian Thackstan's friends.
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? I thought I lost touch with Tony.
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Tony Lagruda

~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? At this point I’m really not sure anymore.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? About 7 or 9.
063. How many people have you been in love with? 0-3
064. How many people have you kissed? A healthy 3.
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? I doubt it.
066. How many people have you dated? About 5.
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Not depressing; Not absorbed by society; Not obnoxious; Not a whore; Can hold an intelligent conversation.
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Her face; then speech patterns.
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? Ones I’m sure I can get; fun personality; knows how to talk about things besides other people.
070. Do you have a bf/gf? Just got one!
071. If so where did you meet them? At my house.
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? She listens to me and doesn't judge me at all.
073. Do you have a crush right now? Fulfilled.
074. If so who is it? Irrelevant now
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? How can you love someone you don't know yet. Love goes way beyond appearances.
076. Do you remember your first love? Yeah
077. Who is the first person you kissed? Amy Hoffman (the manic depressant)
078. Do you believe in fate? On a higher level, yes. You can't really make a life of fate.
079. Do you believe in soul mates? If they don’t exist, married couples are living a lie.
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? I hope so.

~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 3
105. What are your parents names? Mark & Janet
106. What are your siblings names? Mary, Michelle, Chris
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3
108. How many siblings does your father have? 0
109. Where are your parents from? MD & IL
110. Is your family close? It feels like it at times.
111. Does your family get together for holidays? Yeah
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? Nope
113. Any medical problems run through your family? Gout on my dad’s side (damn the British royal inbreeding)
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? My Uncle Enzo I think wears one.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Sarah Marie
116. Are your parents divorced? Thank God not.
117. Do you have step parents? Never.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Nope.
119. If so for what? These things don’t happen in my family.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? My distant uncle came from Italy.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Goo Goo Dolls – Iris
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? Don McLean – American Pie
123. What's the best cd you own? Counting Crows – August & Everything After
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out
125. Do you sing in the shower? Never.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Semisonic - FNT, Smashmouth - Can't Get Enough of You Baby

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Song ~
127. Pink: Trouble
128. Aerosmith: Janie’s Got a Gun
129. Madonna: Me Against the Music
130. Korn: Thoughtless
131. Backstreet Boys: Everybody
132. The Beatles: Hello, Goodbye
133. Sublime: What I Got.
134. J.Lo: All I Have
135. *Nsync: Bye Bye Bye
136. Limp Bizkit: Mission Impossible 2 Theme
137. Britney Spears: You Drive Me Crazy
138. Creed: Six Feet From The Edge
139. Enrique Iglesias: I Just Want to Be With You
140. Good Charlotte: The Little Things
141. Christina Aguilera: Lady Marmalade
142. Eminem: Lose Yourself
143. New Found Glory: All About Her
144. Kelly Clarkson: Low
145. Kelly Osbourne: Shut Up
146. Mandy Moore: I Wanna Be With You
147. Eve: Let Me Blow Your Mind
148. Aaliyah: Missing You
149. Nelly: Hot Shit (Country Grammer)
150. Alicia Keys: Falling
151. Incubus: Pardon Me

~Favorites~
152. Color: Green
153. Food: Lasagna
154. Song: Collective Soul - December
155. Show: That 70’s Show & Most Extreme Eliminations (if cable is available)
156. School subject: Basic Web Page Design
157. Band/singer: Tie between Semisonic, Collective Soul, & Blessid Union of Souls
158. Animal: Kitty.
159. Outfit: Whatever I find washed.
160. Radio station: Don’t listen to radio.
161. Movie: Space Balls
162. Pair of shoes: None is prefered
163. Cartoon: Simpsons
164. Actor: Will Ferrell
165. Actress: Tina Farrell
166. Potato chip: BBQ
167. Drink: Pepsi Vanilla; Code Red Mountain Dew (now i just drink water)
168. Alcholic drink: Bercardi 151
169. Holiday: Fourth of July; blowing things up is fun.
170. Perfume/cologne: I prefer that these things not be used. (I gag at the scent my dad uses, that's probably why)
171. Pizza topping: Pepperoni
172. Jello flavor: Lime
173. Lunch meat: Summer Sausage
174. Board game: Monopoly
175. Video game: Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
176. Website: www.ebaums.com
177. Book: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
178. Computer game: Unreal Tournament 2003
179. Number: 17
180. Cereal: Raison Bran
181. Comedian: Will Farrell
182. Dessert: Chocolate Chip Cookies & Milk
183. Disney character: Clumsy
184. Clothing store: Value City; Good Will
185. Pasttime: Reading hardware reviews.
186. Teacher: 1st Place: Mr. Grandia; 2nd Place: Mr. Dooley
187. Childhood toy: Yellow bear, that for some reason I stuffed into a hat I was given by my grandma. I guess I thought he looked cozy.
188. Carnival game/ride: Gravitron
189. Candy bar: Twixt
190. Magazine: Used to read PC World, but I've found so many errors in there I just gave up on them.
191. Salad dressing: Ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Work Saturday & Sleep Sunday
193. Hot drink: Hot Cocoa
194. Season: Fall
195. Sport to watch: Figure Skating.
196. Person to talk to online: I used to talk to Julia a lot, but now I talk to Kelsey a lot more.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? White
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Beige
199. Do you have posters on your wall? I’ve changed rooms so much I just realized I don’t have any put up in my current room.
200. If so of what? I have posters; but I’m not sure what they were.
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Never.
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3
203. What do you normally sleep in? Whatever I wore the day before in shorts.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: I don’t own pajamas.
205. What size bed do you have? Twin; I also have a Queen size air mattress.
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Nope
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? Yep
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? All the time.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I don’t have nightmares anymore. The closest is falling the instant I close my eyes, I jump in bed and my eyes open. It never happens twice in a row.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Not really.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Not anymore.
214. Do you snore? My dog does; but I don’t.
215. How about drool? On great occasion I’ve been known to wake up like that.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? Gray with some mild stains.
218. What's under your bed? Nothing anymore, now it's all in the middle of the room.

~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: Pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels: Doughnuts
221. Day/night: Night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: East
223. Heaven/hell: Hell
224. Make love/have sex: Make Love
225. Coffee/tea: Tea
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: Hamburgers
227. Rap/rock: Rock
228. Britney/Christina: Christina
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese: American
230. Real World/Road Rules: Real World
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Backstreet Boys
232. Silver/gold: Silver
233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: McDonalds
235. Sweet/sour: Sweet
236. Punk/emo: Punk
237. Hot/cold: Cold
238. Winter/summer: Summer
239. Spring/fall: Fall
240. Operas/plays: Plays
241. Read/watch tv: Watch TV
242. Cd's/tapes: CD’s
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVD’s
244. Old/new: Old
245. Shorts/skirts: Shorts
246. Pink/red: Red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Colored Pictures
248. Meat/vegetables: Meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: Chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: Infomercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: Comedies
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: One Piece
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals
254. Dogs/cats: Cute Dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies
256. Water/land: Land
257. Sugar/spice: Spice
258. Black/white: White
259. Ribbons/bows: Bows
260. Chicken/beef: Beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: White
262. Cars/trucks: Cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: James Bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Pretzels
265. Hip/hop: Hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: Real wrestling
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Photo albums
270. Pens/pencils: Pens

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: He has as much right to say what he has to say as anyone else; if you don’t like it don’t listen.
272. Virgins: My preference.
273. God: Never really had a problem with this guy.
274. The Osbournes: Could we speak a little more English.
275. Reality TV: Getting worse and worse.
276. J.Lo: Dumb fuck.
277. Religion: Valueable; if you can’t understand why I said that you never will.
278. Emo music: Average.
279. Valentine's Day: A female holiday.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: Didn’t make an impression.
281. Homosexuals: Be who you think you should be; guys waste time hitting on me and if you’re going to be gay don’t be an asshole or racist.
282. Abortion: There is no reason for this. If you like the idea of killing off your generation and raising the retirement age, this is for you. It is not a solution; it is a temporary bandaid. God help you when you finally rip that thing off.
283. Inter-racial relationships: More power to you; break the cycle.
284. Murder: No matter how much you may hate someone it will never justify killing them.
285. Death: We will all meet this fate one day.
286. Obesity: Alarming rate in America and rising; although other countries are catching up.
287. Pre-marial sex: Not preferred, but if you’re going to do it use a condom at least. The last thing we need is a bunch of bastards running around.
288. Terrorism: Short sighted child’s play.
289. Pornography: Get your own.
290. Fortune tellers: Another partially founded practice to extort money.
291. Threesomes: A challenge to setup.
292. Prostitution: It pays as much or more than a mcjob; it’s hard to fight this one when someone has no education.
293. Politics: Older men fighting about the same basic things they had as a child.
294. Country music: We have little to no need for this kind of torture.
295. George W. Bush: Not all there; we aren’t really sure where he is now.
296. Cloning: Not a useful practical application yet; playing God probably isn't a good idea either.
297. Britney's boobs: Symmetrical.
298. Gas prices in America: Dumbasses set the formula for needed gas and caused prices to skyrocket.

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: Black
300. Tiffany: Girl from grade school
301. Ben: Affleck
302. Maria: Italy
303. Jennifer: Anniston
304. Nicole: Kidman
305. Amy: Hoffman
306. Adam: Hirt
307. Richard: Fogle
308. Justin: Miller
309. Arnold: Schwarzenegger
310. Tom: & Jerry
311. Melissa: Gephardt
312. Charlotte: that Spider
313. Harold: I feel bad for anyone named this.
314. John: Shadle
315. Joel: Billy Joel
316. Vanessa: Williams
317. Michele: my sister (with 2 l’s)
318. Kevin: Thackstan
319. Brent: Dean
320. Jake: Crabs
321. Billy: that ex-special forces guy I used to work with at McDonald’s.
322. Sara: Kitchen
323. Natalie: Imbruglia
324. Christy: Some chick my brother wanted to date.
325. Nick: Keeting
326. Linda: Some girl that never called.
327. Taylor: Jason Taylor
328. Jordan: Lacey's annoying brother
329. Jamie: I wish I knew a Jamie; I think it’s a cool name.
330. Adrian: Sauers

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? Nope.
332. Been on a diet? I don’t really diet par say. I occasionally watch what I eat.
333. Been to a foreign country? Nope.
334. Broken a bone? Severe sprain, but no break.
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Nope.
336. Swear at a teacher? So many times I can’t count.
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? Yeah. (LJ is short for Living Journal, I got this questionnaire out of Kim Hartson's LJ)
338. Got in a fight? Oh yeah; rob graduated 8th grade a little messed up.
339. Dated a teacher? Never had any aspirations for such an action.
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Never.
341. Thought about killing your enemy? The thought has crossed my mind, but reality set in.
342. Gone skinny dipping? Three times by myself.
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? Yep.
344. Told a little white lie? Used to constantly. Now not so much.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Secret Secrets I never tell.
346 Used a foreign object to masturbate? Nope; although I have a mental list of things one girl I knew used.
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Not very often.
348. Been on tv? Yeah.
349. Been on the radio? Nope.
350. Been in a mosh pit? Nope.
351. Been to a concert? Nope.
352. Dated one of your best friends? Being that most of my "best" friends are guys I don’t think I would ever go there.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? I’ve been known to be emotional.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? Yes, but I'm not too proud of it.
355. Broken the law? Many times; never caught.
356. Been to a rodeo? Nope.
357. Been on a talk show? Nope.
358. Been on a game show? Nope.
359. Been on an airplane? Nope.
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? Yeah.
361. Came close to dying? Felt like it many times.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? Nope.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yeah.
364. Terrorized a babysitter? Yeah.
365. Made a mud pie? Nope.
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? Falling indeterminately; yeah.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? Yeah; fireworks in the park.
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? Nope; but did throw up a lot.
369. Had an eating disorder? Never.
370. Felt like you didn't belong? Hell yeah; have a look at my grade school.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Occasionally.
372. Smoked? No; but plenty of second hand.
373. Done drugs? Yeah.
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? Nope.
375. Had your tonsils removed? Nope.
376. Gone to camp? Nope.
377. Won a bet? Yeah.
378. Written a love letter? A few; one or two got delivered, but the response was less than desirable. What a mess the next few days at school were.
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Yeah, I've been known to be there when least expected.
380. Written a love poem? Yeah; I can’t even count them.
381. Kissed in the rain? I’ve embraced it before.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? Yeah…and then some other people I loved more.
383. Participated in cyber sex? Not really…it was someone I knew personally, but I suppose it could be considered that; boredom I suppose.
384. Faked an orgasm? Yeah…you don’t need to know why.
385. Stolen a kiss? Yeah.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Everyone but my closest friends.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Nope.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? That’s one of my more treasured fantasies.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Nope.
390. Done jail time? Nope.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yep.
392. Won a trophy? A few awards; no trophy to speak of.
393. Thrown up in public? Participated in throwing another person up.
394. Bowled a perfect game? Never.
395. Failed/got held back? Never.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? I should have, but too much depression caused me to be sick a lot.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yeah.
398. Taken ballet lessons? No desire.
399. Attempted suicide? Contemplated; never executed.
400. Cut yourself? Accidental cuts are common.

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? I was very aggressive, but yeah since I was with my sisters a lot of the time I would mess around with them.
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Yeah, but I got bored really fast.
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Not my cup of tea.
404. Did you play Simon? Yeah.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? How annoying is that show.
406. Did you wet the bed? Not that I recall.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? I used to be afraid of mirrors.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? Why would one ever do such a thing.
409. Were you shy? Used to be painfully shy.
410. Were you spoiled? Not really.
411. Were you abused? Not enough for it to matter.
412. Did you go to the circus? Nope.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Baltimore and Chicago.
414. Were you in a car accident? Lost count; but only three of them I was the driver; two of them I wasn’t at fault.
415. Did you build snowmen? Yeah
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Hell yeah; but I more like gashed the whole thing open and had that peroxide sprayed on it. I still have a scar from the time I flipped over my handle bars on my bike..
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? My younger cousin is the one that told me I wasn’t his cousin anymore, but we’re on great terms now.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Fun for minutes.
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? Nope. Cartoon and reality were defined in my mind before I first saw that show.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Sort of; again with the mirrors.
421. Did you have slumber parties? Sleepovers, but no more than one person at a time. I got hit on a while back at a sleep over; he’s no longer welcome in my house.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? Nope.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Never.
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Stories for each one, but in the end at about age 7 I had full doubt about the existence of all of them.

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Something has to be out there.
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: Stereo, Digital Tablet, Tortillas
427. Do you have any hidden talents? I can move my hair independent of my head.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Yeah.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Comedy.
430. What would your movie star name be? Dr. Seth
431. Do you play any sports? I would like to play roller hockey.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? I can’t remember the title, but it gave me really really bad nightmares when I was younger. They used to play it on tv and it had something to do with a furnace and a family being killed in it. The skulls of the family where kept in a brief case of all places. That’s all I really remember.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Matrix Revolutions
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Kung Pow!
435. Do you drive? Yep.
436. What is your dream car? Lamborghini Diablo (with a reasonably priced mechanic)
437. Do you think you're good looking? I try sometimes.
438. Do others think you are good looking? I’ve heard compliments when people see my picture, but never in person.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Hell yeah.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Nope.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? About 12.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Never, I love them.
443. Do you believe in God? Yeah.
444. Do you believe in Satan? Yeah.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? I hope.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? Ya gotta go somewhere.
447. Do you own a pooltable? Yeah.
448. Do you have a pool? Nope.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yep.
450. Do you like chocolate? Yes.
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? I don’t have one, but my mother’s has pictures of stained glass art on it.
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? 8
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Nope.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Punk Rocker; that was the best.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Sometimes.
456. What is your weakness? Anyone who really knows me knows this.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: funny, talkative, outgoing
459. How many kids do you want to have? From what I’ve seen I’m not sure I want any.
460. Future daughters names: Jamie
461. Future sons names: Will (after Will Ferrell the most awesome comic, who hates kids by the way)
462. What is your ideal way to die? In my sleep.
463. How do you release stress? Music, friends, & sleep.
464. Are you a trendy person? Never will be.
465. Are you an artistic person? Depends on the topic.
466. Are you a realistic person? So much so people get pissed.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? Yep.
468. Are you a strong person? At times.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Not always.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Kelsey Klunk
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Kelsey Klunk
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Very much.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? At times.
474. Are you a good story teller? Depends on the topic of the story.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? People don’t hate me.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Climbing out of hell…I mean Delone.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Not really.
478. Do you do yoga? Probably never will.
479. Do you have your own credit card? May soon.
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? Put it in the bank; retire early.
481. Do you have a check book? Will soon.
482. Do you like your driver's license picture? It’s alright; I change hair styles so much the license doesn’t say much.
483. Do you tan easily? I burn more easily.
484. What color is your hair naturally? Dirty blond.
485. How many fillings do you have? 2+ can’t really remember
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None.
487. Worst feeling in the world? Nobody to talk to; being alone.
488. Best feeling in the world? To love and be loved. One without the other makes the feeling unauthentic.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half empty.
490. Last thing you downloaded? The latest version of Radeon Catalyst drivers (4.2)
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? For fun sometimes I do; ironically I don’t even use them online.
492. What do you think people think of you? Book smart, not street smart.
493. Are you a likeable person? To an extent I try to be. I suppose I am because nobody really hates me.
494. Do you need therapy? I used to, but I worked myself through it.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? I overcame that finally; I feel incredibly better.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? This is a matter of preference; not many people get proposed to more than once (although todays culture is showing otherwise) so I don’t think anyone can really answer this one without experiencing it first.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Logically no. I prefer Fed Ex because they tend to not kick your box as much.
499. When are you moving out? In about 2 years or so.
500. What's your favorite phrase? "Did you forget your fucking manners." - Ludacris (Welcome to Atlanta)