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Kuririn: Stud or Real Pansy By Z Trunks Ah, the questions of life. Some seem almost unanswerable, like where did life come from? What are deer really thinking when they see an air car coming at them? And is Kuririn even capable of beating a single person by himself? I went through some old videos provided by Capsule Corp. and analyzed how helpful Kuririn really is when it comes to fighting. There were several different battles that I studied, but enough about that...here's what I found out. Kuririn actually does try to fight when the Saiya-jins came to earth; he didn't wimp out like Gohan or Yajirobe. He put his life on the line in order to save the earth from near certain defeat until Gokou was able to come back from Kaio-sama's and beat the hell out of Nappa and defeat Vegeta. He has a pretty decent special attack in the Kienzan at least it almost seems impressive until you see the ones that Frieza can create that actually track things and don't always miss. Kuririn is also one of only Earth fighters to stay alive and go after the Namekian Dragonballs. While he was on Namek, he seemed to be active in trying to find the Namekian Dragonballs, but he seemed to stand off to the side a whole lot until he cut Frieza's tail off with a Kienzan which gave Dende enough time to heal Gohan. Lastly, he has #18, that's pretty much self-explanatory. Now I'll explain to you the downside of Kuririn. Kuririn is an Earthling...nuff said. Whereas he is one of the strongest Earthlings in the whole North Galaxy, he is by far one of the weakest Z Soldiers. He never seemed to be able to hit what he is aiming at with his Kienzan. He doesn't have hair, just those six dots on his huge cue-ball head. He trained under Kame-sennin, but the only way he got in was by giving Kame-sennin a porno. Don't you think it would suck not to have a nose? Well, somehow Kuririn lost his (if he ever had one), don't ask me where it is or how it was removed. Lastly, didn't Kami-sama start to teach fighters not to beg right before they are about to implode? Anyone with any common sense knows that. In conclusion I think the fact that Kuririn gets #18 and the fact that he gave me a 20 dollar bill is enough to sway me to Kuririn not being a pansy. Sure he sucks at fighting, sure he doesn't have hair or a nose, but he has the two things that matter...the girl and the money. 
There has been a recent debate over Frieza the fearful planet seller's sexuality. Ever since he was over heard telling Gokou "what ever turns you on" many people have begun to ask the question of Frieza's sexuality. When asked about his boss' gayety, Zarbon just giggled, blushed and skipped out of the room. We tried to contact Dodoria on the matter, but he was off on "personal business" with Frieza. So far evidence points to yes, but as you know in news, stories can change like a Saiya-jin looking at a full moon. In our next issue, I will go on a one on one interview with the alleged gay himself, and hopefully our questions will be answered. But until then, keep reading and maybe our questions will be answered.
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