Choice WAVS
~FROM~
The Realm Of Collinwood
Here I've compiled some of my favorite Wav's from Dark Shadows. Most of them I like because they are funny! Others are just great lines!! Enjoy!!
BARNABAS
-Do not touch me!! Your hand will burn if you touch me!!
-Barnabas Collins....a cousin from England
-Barnabas Collins is my name
-(Joshua) How could you do a thing like this how!?
(Barn)Because I am a vampire!!
-I'm sure your husband will testify to the fact that I am not a picture.......
-I know that you are the werewolf!
-Now I've tried to cooperate with all of you but I've been rewarded with one slap in the face......
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Carolyn, my plans have changed....I'll be staying here at Collinwood
-You are incompetent!
-I think you'd know me by now.......You know I always get what I go after
-You do not touch Julia!
-Then go back now! But tell them you saw no one here
(Dirk) Oh thats fine what am I gonna tell them??
(Barn).......THAT YOU SAW NO ONE HERE!!!
-I will need you later...
-Well now I must go!!!
ANGELIQUE
CHRIS JENNINGS
-Look into my eyes...deeper and deeper into my eyes.....and tell me what you see
-It resembled the bite of an animal!
-My shirt!!
-You didn't do the job well enough Barnabas! I am not dead yet!
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She was young, she was beautiful she was alive now she's a vegetable!!
CAROLYN
CHARITY TRASK/PANSEY FAYE
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Carolyn lets out a major scream!!
-I'm gonna dance for you!!!.......
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MAGDA
DAVID
-(To Trask)I have traveled all over the world and seen many people. Some of them low but you, you are the lowest.......
-What are you going to do?...Spank Me?!
-Barnabas and Magda argue about her "gypsi feelings"....
LIZ
(To Evan Handley)The book you took it from the old house! (Evan) The Book??! (Magda)...The hand!!
-I am not interested in your problems
-Well Mr.Edward you must be so happy to have a man in the house at last! HAHAHA!
JASON MCGUIRE
QUENTIN
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(Beth)Quentin perhaps when all of this is over, we can take a trip somewhere!
(Quentin)The only trip we're ever going to take's to Hell....
-The Dead Whale (Maggie)The Blue Whale! (Jason)Well it looked pretty dead to me!
-Tell me!!
NICHOLAS BLAIR
-The Ghost of Quentin takes time for an evil laugh
-And at night we can all look up at the sky...and watch the MOON!.......You can see the moon all over the earth you know
-May the Legions of the damnded solute you!
PROFESSOR STOKES
NED STUART
-Vampirism is not a disease Julia...Vampires are the living dead
-Look don't I uh owe you something?
(Julia) I'll send you a bill...
TIM SHAW
ROGER
-YOU! Will drink the BRANDY!!
-Can I offer you a Brandy?
*The OMG Section*
-Barnabas 1
-Barnabas 2
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Barnabas 3
-Beth 1
-Edward 1
OTHER
-Dark Shadows is a Dan Curtis Production
Visitors who's ears were Graced by the sounds of Quentin's Victrola....
CAST OF 91
CAST OF 66-71
HOMEPAGE
FAN FICTION
