What made you become a villain?

My friends deceived me.
I'm an insane clown who likes killing others for no reason?
I learned I was an experiment and went nuts.
I had just gained the power to rule all worlds, but I learned there was a limit in my life. Result? I went insane.
It began with a family tragedy...
My obsession to women and kissing.
Got nothing better to do.

How do you take over/destroy the world?

I have no intention on taking over/destroying the world, but...
Pffft, I'll just blow it up with my magic.
I don't care about the world, but the women who live in it!
Destroy some odd magic statues and let the world rot in ruins.
Unite with other FF-villains, let the others take over the world and in the end destroy those who oppose me and my might!
Summon a huge meteor and be the best son mother'll ever have!
I shall unite with Sin!

Money, women, power, immortality...?

All would be nice, but I think I'll go with immortality.
Money, I need a new lightsword
Women! I can't survive without atleast one!
Besides being mama's boy, I'll go for power.
Let me think over...
All my life I've been bullied, I want to have my revenge! Power, I say! Power!!
Powerrr! I can feel it pumping in my veins!

Who do you want to kill from these heroes/heroines; Varda, Toxo, Choco, Mog, Super Mario...?

I HATE chocobos!! I'll kill the damn featherballs!
Toxo, she stuffed my stomach full with rocks!
Super Mario? Whattaa? Isn't he from another game?
Moogles are fine post-delivers, but they're quite annoying...
All of them!
Erm...I don't want their ghosts to haunt me...
Super Mario doesn't belong in this universe, therefore I choose him!