Characters
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Name: Varda
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Job class: Thief
Weapon: Daggers and scarf
Abilities: Stealing, drinking and various kinds of attacks
Weakness: Goodlooking men
Info: One of the protagonists, has a pretty weird sense of humour and falls for every goodlooking guy on her way.
From: Finland
Name: Toxo
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Job class: Red Mage
Weapon: Staff, knife
Abilities: Magic, sarcasm, wacking with a staff...
Weakness: Horny jokes
Info: Another protagonist of DG. Toxo has a sadistic way of thinking and is often very lustful for bloodshed.
From: Finland
Name: Matti a.k.a. wannabe-Garland
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Job class: Dark Knight
Weapon: Sword
Abilities: Being an idiot
Weakness: Being ignored
Info: He might not look like it, but he is THE evil behind Toxo's destroyed TV...And some other things as well.
From: Varda's room
Name: Squall Leonhart
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Job class: -
Weapon: Gunblade
Weakness: Lulu's rage
Info: The first FF-character to meet Varda and Toxo. He's the one who gives them the sacred worldmap. He is mentioned to have a bad habit on flirting with various women.
From: Final Fantasy VIII
Name: Sephiroth
Age: ?
Gender: Male
Job class: -
Weapon: Masamune
Weakness: Swords
Info: A member of the FF-villains' Evil service. He's somewhat of a spy who follows Varda and Toxo all the way from the Three-house village.
From: Final Fantasy VII
Name: Lulu
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Job class: Black Mage
Weapon: Dolls
Weakness: Jealousy.
Info: Three-house village's only woman, but instead of being the men's little "playmate", she has taken the role of a mother hen...Or maybe a mother adder.
From: Final Fantasy X
Name: Choco
Age: Young and wild
Gender: Male
Race: Chocobo
Weakness: Gysahl Greens
Info: A golden chocobo from the Three-house village. He's a loyal companion to his new owners and twice as adventurious.
From: Final Fantasy IX
Name: Lipgloss-dude
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Job class: ...Pirate?
Weapon: Lips
Weakness: Goodlooking women
Info: Owner of the Great Pirateship and a desperate man who's looking for a wife after many, MANY years of skirt-chasing (in vain).
From: Final Fantasy LMAO
Name: Yoda
Age: Too old
Gender: Male
Job class: -
Weapon: Lightsword
Weakness: Be forced to follow idiots
Info: He stumbled upon Lipgloss-dude on his many journeys and was forced to tag along, since Lipgloss-dude threated to blackmail with some...questionable photos from Yoda's childhood.
From: Star Wars-series
Name: Kefka Palazzo
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Job class: -
Weapon: Magic
Weakness: Make-up
Info: The insane clown of the FF-villains' Evil service. His evil laugh is known all around FFLMAO. He's quite famous as he even has few fanatics around the planet.
From: Final Fantasy VI
Name: Kuja Tribal
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Job class: Red Mage
Weapon: Magic
Weakness: Women's clothing
Info: You could say he's the mastermind behind the FF-villain's Evil service for he's the member with most common sense. He has a wish to become a woman and therefore is willing to co-operate with Matti for a sex-change.
From: Final Fantasy IX
Name: Seymour Guado
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Job class: -
Weapon: Rod
Weakness: Mistaking men for women
Info: He has a bad habit of being too attached to adult entertaiment. He's also a member of FF-villains' Evil service, but often makes others do his part - especially the dirty stuff.
From: Final Fantasy X
Name: Cloud Strife
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Job class: -
Weapon: Buster Sword
Weakness: Twister
Info: Owner of a clothing shop in Mysidia. He often goes to take a few drinks at the pub.
From: Final Fantasy VII
Name: Quina Quen
Age: ?
Gender: ?
Job class: Blue Mage
Weapon: Fork
Weakness: Dirty clothes
Info: S/he's the apprentice of Reno and takes care of the Gotta Wash 'Em All-laundry.
From: Final Fantasy IX
Name: Reno
Age: Twenty-something
Gender: Male
Job class: -
Weapon: Electromagnetic rod
Weakness: Beer and boobs
Info: Owner of Gotta Wash 'Em All and an alcoholic. After being kidnapped by Kuja (accidently), he decides to join the "awesome par-tayh".
From: Final Fantasy VII
Name: UBM (= Unknown Black Mage)
Age: Young
Gender: Male
Job class: Black Mage
Weapon: Staff
Weakness: Hats
Info: A Black Mage from Mysidia who lost his hat when Toxo accidently hit his head. He's desperate to find a new hat, but is low on cash. He's also a member of the "awesome par-tayh".
From: Final Fantasy I
Name: Zidane Tribal
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Job class: Thief
Weapon: Daggers
Weakness: Cheating on Tetramaster
Info: A youth who is often seen in various villages' and town's pubs gambling, stealing and making havoc. He's also a flirt and has a keen eye for pretty women.
From: Final Fantasy IX
Name: Minwu
Age: ?
Gender: Male
Job class: White Mage
Weapon: Rod and shield
Weakness: Helping strangers
Info: A White Wizard from Mysidia. He joins Varda to give a helpful hand, therefore joining the "awesome par-tayh". He also gives the party a new advanced map.
From: Final Fantasy II
Name: Tifa Lockheart
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Job class: -
Weapon: Fists
Weakness: Emotions
Info: A bright barkeeper living in the middle of nowhere. Her bar, the 7th Heaven, is famous for its huge drink sizes.
From: Final Fantasy VII
Name: Brahne Alexandros
Age: Old and ugly
Gender: Female
Job class: -
Weapon: Nagging
Weakness: Pok�mon
Info: The guard of the Baddies' cave. She has a bad habit of watching TV and eating unhealthy food for 24/7.
From: Final Fantasy IX
Name: Ingus
Age: ?
Gender: Male
Job class: Red Mage
Weapon: Rapier
Weakness: Old English
Info: A Red Mage who decides to join the "awesome par-tayh" after being saved from a certain death. Has some unfinished business to attend to with Ultros.
From: Final Fantasy III
