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| George W. Bush is a Saint By Anonymous. An American Methodist bishop was asked by Bush intermediaries that when Bush attends services next Sunday, the bishop should praise Bush and call him a saint--in exchange for a $300,000 donation to the Church. The bishop thought for a while and agreed, since he needed the money. Come Sunday and Bush at church, the bishop proceeded with his homily: "The honorable President of the United States, who today is in our midst, used to be a lazy student. He lied about his military service; lost every business his father allowed him to run; drunk booze and imbibed drugs till his brains got fried; executed a record number of convicts as Texas governor; got elected to the presidency by the Supreme Court in 2000; lied about invading Iraq; preached hypocrisy and more lies about spreading democracy in the Middle East; hypocritically put on a pilot's uniform and pretended to fly an F-14 with a real pilot; destroyed the country of Iraq for nothing; killed, maimed and injured 20,000 American troops in Iraq for nothing; killed tens of thousands of Iraqis for nothing. �Most of all, the president loves to be on vacation one-third of the year and shows no signs of intellectual activity in his head. �Right now, the president continues to assure us that everything is under control and we are headed for victory. Yes, my pious brethren. COMPARED TO VICE-PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY----PRESIDENT BUSH IS A SAINT." |