As she walked home on her 16th birthday, Red Riding Hood was still puzzled by the gift given to her by her kind old grandmother. Jeremy

Yes well, I'm sure the label said mushroom attractant but I haven't even seen a small button... Robyn

Mum always told me to stand up straight and be prepared. Have I taken it too far? Philly

The dissapointing thing for any believer in reincarnation was the thought of returning as a thespian. Sam's been a busy boy. Click here to see the rest...

I try... Mel

The box said "roll it to the bottom" - he's taken it a bit too far! Philly