Unable to find anything worthwhile to do in London, Sam spent hours writing these... Fortunately for Miss World personality really did count. Upset by the the ribbing from the other deities about the caliber of his devotees God made more people in his own image. Since the creation his life of listless cloud lounging had certainly packed on the pounds. He would never live this down at the Netherworld bar. Fortunately God decided to go with Mankind mark 2. The phantoms new cossie just didn't strike the same fear into the hearts of opera goers. Danny
was the the lead contender in the search for At the first feeling of danger Danny's puffer fish abilities kicked in. In a mad hurry Danny had jumped out of the shower and left the house. Next time, Danny, remember to pull the shower curtain to the side. The jersey mum knitted just didn't hang that well. Plesantly surprised with the feeling, the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man was reincarnated. Danny's butt plug had expanded alarmingly overnight. Always the bridesmaid never the bride. Why was life so cruel. Confused by all the commotion the second shooter emerged from behind the grassy knoll. Those yorkshire puddings go straight to your thighs. The new range from CK was sure to be a crowd stopper. Bastard Zippy had maliciously taken George's clippers and played a cruel trick on Bungle during the night. All Danny's hard work teaching the handicapped to sew had paid off. This year they were going to Milan. Happy with his mornings efforts, Danny, paraded his new scarf. It was certain to keep out the winter chill. Nikes new "Air Support" amply lived up to its name. No ankle could roll in these high tops. No longer leader of the National party, Jenny took up the offer to spread for Penthouse. tragic accident #1: When one
neglects to have safety checks done on the pressure
chamber of ones' gas office tragic accident #2: "Honestly doctor, I was in my garage, naked, when all of a sudden I fell over, and accidentally sat on the gas bottle which was letting gas escape." Wee Willie Winky was quickly
superceeded by The cannibals celebrated for weeks. This was vindication for the years
of torment tragic accident #3: Real footage from one of Buzz Aldrins earlier space escapades. Neil Armstrong was not nearly as full of mirth as Buzz. Neil has only just got his figure back and this tom foolery on Buzz's part with de-pressurisation would take weeks on the treadmill to rectify. Playboy had paid substantial sums to secure the rights to an adult themed Tellytubbys. This one was "Sicko". Not every one of Frankenstein's creations was a roaring success. He said, and I quote: "i will win those sparkles if
its the last thing i do. nyah nyah nyah." |
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