1: Chop them all up chunky (ignore screams).

2: Throw them in a bowl with some balsamic vinegar, a drizzle of olive oil, some ground pepper and a squeeze of Lucy Lemon.

3: Mix it up. Viola.

I suggest using a telegraph cucumber because you don't have to remove the skin. If you can get avocado you're lucky, but it's nice without it too. Rhi: ignore apple, Mel: ignore tomato. I'm starting to believe that Supercool may actually be a gherkin... And I think Button and Tiny are dancing.