Padams

PADAM$

Padams's Top Ten
Things of Whenever
the Fuck He Feels
Like It
1)   I'm as surprised to see this on here as you are, but: my new girlfriend Heidi
      (I'll have a photo soon)
2)   A sweet $450 tax return (I still hate Bush)
3)   Warmer weather
4)   Dan and Dave's new newspaper
5)   My HR Management class that I don't even have to show up to
6)   New boxers for my birthday
7)   Wendy's (one thing we can all thank capitalism for)
8)   NO MORE SHOOP
9)   No more Jauron
10) The Cubs signing Greg Maddox

Padams's Bottom Ten Things of
Whenever the Fuck He Feels Like It
1)   Yahoo Pagebuilder
2)   Drug Tests
3)   Fishing Shows on TV
4)   45 cent per minute cell phone calls
5)   Homeless people
6)   Textbooks that read like self help books
7)   Rob moving out
8)   PJ not returning phone calls
9) George Bush
10) Iraq, for giving Bush an excuse to be a douche.

All About Padams

Updated 2/24/04

Easily Offended Should Not Procede

Updated 2/24/04

Word up yo! This is my page so you will like it, or not like it. Really it's up to you, and you can really tell I updated it because I changed the background. Unike some people, I will spare you the trip to annother page by including my rant at the bottom of this one. I hope you enjoy it, and if you don't please tell me all about it. [email protected]
If you're licky you may even end up on our comments or Q & A page. Oh and by the way, I realized that all the borders were very gay, so I eliminated them, but left them on the main page for the bennefit of Danimal.

Padams's Link:

Since Page Builder Sucks, I was unnable to put a picture of Terry Tate in here, but here is the link anyways.

Here's the Long awaited Rant:

Open your eyes and gaze at the amazement that is capitalism and the wonder that it has brought to our society. The fact is that capitalism is fucking sweet. A society that promotes profit and power through money drives innovation and results in sweet things like this comuter I am utilizing to fill your heads with knowledge. Capitalism is a great system and is better for mankind than anything else that has been tried by a society of humans, that is the reason it dominates the globe. The problems with capitalism are not because of capitalism, but because of people who suck and abuse it. You know what the difference between capitalism and communism, socialism, dictatorships, etc. is? In capitalism, if the people in power are corrupt, not everyone gets screwed. Capitalism is the only economic system that allows people to have the freedom to do what they want, when they want. Suck on that you liberal cry babies, and wipe your tears with a tissue made by starving Mexicans, while you wear your $15 t-shirt that was made by children in an Indonesian sweat shop.

PEOPLE WHO HATE CAPITALISM SUCK