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| -Mormans should be ashamed of themselves -A vagina is like a license to bitch -I would just pay Timbo to have sex with my wife, it would be close enough. -I praise the true son of God who rose from the dead, Hercules. And Jesus doesn't even have his own T.V. show. -Who do you think would win in a fight, Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? -We're talking about Nichole's box a lot -British people are all either transvestites or punk rockers. I mean seriously, think about it. -People should have flame throwers to clear snow from their driveways. It would be both more effective and far more entertaining. -Christmas is just another stupid reason for me to have to waste my valuable time talking to my grandparents on the phone. -Navy SEALs have such a high pain threshold, they could eat a tin can, or give birth through their dick without shedding a tear. -I'd rather bleed slowly out of my rectum than purchase Braves merchandise. -Yeah...Laughing in the goalies face after I scored probably wasn't the most sportsman-like thing to do. -I wanted to read, "We Be Cool" because I figured it was about us. -Yes, I just strip naked and lay on my bathroom floor. -If I sink this I expect some ass sex. -If they just gave me a little rectal tap, that wouldn't be too bad -Wow, my Mom relized how cool that wasn't -Dude those poor girls, when guys face of against girls in any sporting event the outcome is already etched in stone. -That kid has to register his hands as lethal weapons!? He can't even bench press my nuts and he's a triple blackbelt. -Anal Compulsive -There would be a catastrophical throw down. -Mercy-buh! -It's like a golden monkey. -That only has like fidy-tree (53) units of pooty. -I would love to see my face super imposed on anything pornographic...even if it was just a horse. -That yardage effected and molested me -You've gotta be crazy to live in a state that's 30% gay -Punching in the nuts is O.K. for Justin, because he's so small. -I could like, poke that with my dick, and knock it in the hole. -Dude, I'm a homo and a faggot. Those cancel each other out and make me straight. -You fucking crack-whore-dyke-cunt -That's a broad! That makes it even more immpressive that she could do anything athletic. -There's no need to dye the landing strip. -What kind of a Demon would possess a retard?* -If you're going bald you should just transplant hair from your ass to your head. -You're like the Grand Dragon of ass-hair! -The only personality I care about is the personality of a girl's tit's.* -I didn't check you out or anything, but you don't seem to have a big ass. -I'm feeling less than bueno. -I'm gonna behave all over your ass in a second, if you don't shut up. -My memory is about as good as an antelopes. -I'm way to drunk to stabilitize you. -I'm gonna spin a dredel on your fucking ass right now! -You know...Brian doesn't have a Jewish nose.* -My name in Latin means "pat upon the dams" -You're gonna be like, give me some Cambell's Soup, 'cause I need some beefity-beef. -Yeah Dude! Yeah, I did! -We should burn burn retards and stupid people as an alternate fuel source.* -As long as Democrats and women are in Congress that would never pass. -I could see a conversation with me causing birth defects in a child. -Dude, you can put that on. It's not like you can use a computer if you can't speak english. -For some reason, I was super impressed with the size of that horse. -You know how I like the midgets -Courier New is the shit! -I could never go gay for that reason, unless I dated really fat men. -I'll give you crack! -We can beat you as long as we don't roman gay grecko wrestle. -I hope a Saigon Hooker wouldn't use her teeth, in fact a proper Saigon Hooker shouldn't have any teeth at all. Am I wrong? -Oh...What's one of those hats without a top? -Yeah, you're the fattest coke addict I've ever seen. -Ha, Ha. You got your ass kicked by the transvestite brigade. -If I'm feeling saucy, I could have three capitals on the next turn. -Pepsi sponsors all kinds of women that I would like to fuck. -God obviously doesn't want us to make it to this concert. -Screw you Jesus! -They didn't bring home nearly enough venereal diseases to take out the baby boomers. -Dude, think about it. What kind of car would you design if you had a dick that was an inch long? -Lucy can you 'splain dis to me. -You'd better pound his ass pretty fucking quick. -Yeah, does he look like a human fucking tape recorder. -Retaliate that rape-ass! -Yeah, well your part of it made Kia, so you should be ashamed of yourself. -When your a bad mother fucker like that, you just gotta do flips. -C'mon guys we all saw Dragon Ball, you know that Bulma's stacked. -Dude, you'd have a brain hemorage if you blew your load & took a shit at the same time, because your body would be far too satisfied. -A level of 4.0 would kill a lesser bitch. -Oh well, rubbin's racin' -Hey that's Christopher Reeves. Heh, that was before that horse kicked his ass. -If you wanted to get those hubcaps off American-style, you'd just do some really tight figure-eights with your car. -I wont be satisfied until girl's pants are low enough that they'll have to shave. -Yeah, I was gonna say something smart, but it just wasn't there. -Do you want to punch me in the dick, because that's what it would be like to eat a fruitrageous. -I'd imagine if you got a baby high it would just cry all the time, because it was hungry. It would just be like, "Mommy I want to suck on your titty!" -God I'm a fucker. -Oh man, I smoke pole. -Oh, somebody's smoking a chive cigarette. -Hey you know who should shut the hell up? You! -This music is superiorly inferior, but still good. -That was a fat beat...fat like my mom. -Whatever, one less ugly person. -It's cmigarette time. -If you're going to become some stupid religion, you should either be all gung-ho about it, or not do it at all. -God would have to be a woman to have as much spite for me as she does. -The only thing I was under the influence of was pure unadulterated intelligence. -I could kick Bob Denver's Ass. -What, do you think the camel was giving a llama a blow job before he spit on Arnold? -Oh no! I said urinal friend, not urinal fresh. - Do you guys wanna play flipcoin? -Fucking Evil Robot Dan! -Since when has Jack Black been in Tenacious D? -At least we know one member of your family's not gay. -Eating babies just doen't make sense to me. -If you were a member of the best race in the world you'd take pride in it too. -Normally I'm a nice guy, and I don't need to be a dick to people. But with Larry, it was a different story...because I hated him. -If they had a javelinthrowing contests among the playmates, she would definitely win. -You know that I love you with a passion...and a fury -Friends are usually right, but they don't have vaginas -Dan would get breast implants if it would make his girlfriend happy |
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