| Vital Stats: Age: 23 Height: 5'10" Weight: 210 lbs Eyes: Green Hair: Brown Likes: Hockey, DBZ, Sleeping, Frisbee, Beer, Graduating College Dislikes: Feminazis, Golf, Lazy People, Nipple Piercings, Baseball, Cell Occupation: Econ & Management Major, ISU Boxers/Briefs: Boxers or Joxers |
| Favorites/Least Favorites: Animal: Cat / Oppossum Automobile: Avalanche / PT Cruiser Band: Ludacris / The White Stripes Beer: High Life / Buttwiper Cheese: American / Fumundo Dragon Ball Z Character: Vegita / Mr. Satan (Fucker) Emotion: Passion / Pity Fun Activity: Chillin' Porch Style / Hangover Time Golf Club: 5 wood / 3 iron Hamlet Movie: Mad Hamlet and the Thunder Dome / What Women Want Island: Ireland / Tiawan (pussies) Jewish Holiday: Chanukah / Passover Kellogg's Cereal: Fruit Loops / Special K Land Mass: Island / Baseball Field Mario World Character: DK / Peach New "Thing": MP3 Players/ Patriot Act Olive Color: Black / Green Party Song: "Get Low" / Celine Deon's Titanic Theme Q-Word: Quasi / Quebec Railroad in Monopoly: Short Line / B&O Syrup: Chocolate / Raspberry Top Gun Character: Ice Man / Slyder Underwear: Boxers / Breifs Video Game: NCAAF2003 / Vagrant Story Wurst: Bratwurst / Liverwurst X-Ray: The one that created Spider Man / Rectal Yo-Yo Trick: Cat's Cradle / Spin-o-rama Zodiac Symbol: Pisces / Capricorn |
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| Mission Statement: I consider myself to be on a mission of future greatness. Bill Gates is a genuis, but an underacheiver. I have no intentions of taking over the world simply because that sounds like way to much work. I simply want to be rich enough to pay people to do any and all work for me and also pay people to leave me the fuck alone. Unless I want their company, in which case my people will kidnap them and bring them to me. It will be sweet. Yes. |
| What's up with Me? 1/21/01 I've survived my first week at ISU. I use the term "survived" because noone has killed me yet. The first few days were a little rough, I missed my friends back home alot. My roomate Saun is cool. It didn't take as long to meet smokin' buddies down here. There's a lot of cool guys on my floor. I think I've found friends in Paul and his friend Mark, we'll see though, they are Phish fans and you know how I love hippies. I have a lot more homework, but it's not as bad as I thought it would be. Partying down here is all that it could be, which is pretty fuckin' sweet. I have to find a job next week, now that fucking sucks. Hopefully I can get a job peddling DBZ stuff at one of the comic book stores downtown. That is all. And to all you fuckers that voted for My Buddy, good for you. How am supposed to win a battle with an inanimate object that can't be offended and outwitted. |
| What's up with Me? 2/24/04 I'm honestly not to happy about the fact that it has been an assininely long time since I've updated this page, and that I'm much older now. I am about to graduate from ISU, imagine that. I have a good job waiting for me when I graduate with Pulte Homes. I've mellowed a little over the last couple years, but I'm still just as offensive as ever. I recently got myself a girlfriend and she's amazing. She's really hot, intelligent, articulate, goal orented, fun, very sexy, and I could go on, so lets just say she's everything I'm looking for in a woman. I'm living in a sweet apartment now with Dan and Pat, and it's sweet, but lonely w/o Rob. (sniff) That's about it for now. |