| Terry: |
Yo, where do I go? |
| Erich: |
Stay in this lane. |
| Dan: |
Make a left at the lights. |
| Terry: |
OK. |
| Jess: |
Look out for Highway 7. |
| Terry: |
What do I do now? |
| Erich: |
Stay in this lane. |
| Dan: |
Get off at the next exit. |
| Terry: |
Should I go to the right lane now? |
| Jess: |
Yeah, move to the right lane. |
| Terry: |
My window is getting foggy. |
| Erich: |
Ok, I'll fix it. |
| Terry: |
Ok, now what? Where do I turn? |
| Jess: |
There it is: Dave and Buster's. It's on your right. |
| Terry: |
Do I turn here. |
| Dan: |
No, turn at the lights. |
| Terry: |
Ok, now where do I go. |
| Jess: |
Just drive towards the building. |
| Erich: |
Ok, turn here. |
| Terry: |
Now what? |
| Jess: |
Terry, don't you read signs? Do we have to tell you
every step? |
| Erich: |
Haha...Terry doesn't read signs. |
| Dan: |
Haha...that's why we have Erich navigating. He's the
Netscape Navigator. |
|
|
| (Later at Yorkdale) |
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| Erich: |
Ok, pull in here and we'll go find Albert and Damian |
| Jess: |
Dan, don't slam the door on my head. |
| Dan: |
Huh? Why would I slam the door on your head? |
| Jess: |
Just making sure you don't close it on my head. |
| Erich: |
Shit, don't close the door on her head. |
|
|
| (Leaving Yorkdale) |
|
|
| Dan: |
SHOTGUN. |
| Erich: |
Shut the hell up. Get your ass in the back. |
| Terry: |
How do I get out of here? |
| Erich: |
Turn here and then go straight. |
| Terry: |
Where do I go? |
| Jess: |
Terry, don't you read signs when you drive? |
| Dan: |
Hahahaha. Terry only looks at the car in front of him. |
|
|
| (Terry stops in the middle of
the intersection.) |
|
|
| Erich: |
Yo, you're in the middle of the intersection. |
| Terry: |
I can't see the line. How am I supposed to know where
to stop? |
| Dan: |
Well, you usually stop BEFORE the stop-light; not after
the light. |
| Jess: |
Nahaha. |
|
|
| (Coming out of the supermarket
parking lot) |
|
|
| Dan: |
SHOTGUN. |
| Erich: |
Shut the hell up. Get your ass in the back. |
| Terry: |
Shit, I wanted to reverse, but I had it in 2nd gear.
Oops. |
| Jess: |
Terry, how long have you been driving? |
| Dan: |
Nahahaha. |
| Terry: |
I got confused. |
| |
|
| (Terry is unaware that he's driving
in the left lane instead of the right lane) |
| |
|
| Erich: |
Terry, get back in the right lane. |
| Terry: |
Hey, how did I get all the way over there? |
| Dan: |
Hello yellow line. |
| Erich: |
Damn, Terry wanted to say "hi" to the yellow
line. |
| Dan: |
Hello yellow line. |
| Terry: |
Hello wall. |
| Erich: |
Nahaa...hello yellow line. |
| Jess: |
(What the hell are these guys talking about???) |