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Terry's Wacky Driving Skills

Terry: Yo, where do I go?
Erich: Stay in this lane.
Dan: Make a left at the lights.
Terry: OK.
Jess: Look out for Highway 7.
Terry: What do I do now?
Erich: Stay in this lane.
Dan: Get off at the next exit.
Terry: Should I go to the right lane now?
Jess: Yeah, move to the right lane.
Terry: My window is getting foggy.
Erich: Ok, I'll fix it.
Terry: Ok, now what? Where do I turn?
Jess: There it is: Dave and Buster's. It's on your right.
Terry: Do I turn here.
Dan: No, turn at the lights.
Terry: Ok, now where do I go.
Jess: Just drive towards the building.
Erich: Ok, turn here.
Terry: Now what?
Jess: Terry, don't you read signs? Do we have to tell you every step?
Erich: Haha...Terry doesn't read signs.
Dan: Haha...that's why we have Erich navigating. He's the Netscape Navigator.
 
(Later at Yorkdale)
 
Erich: Ok, pull in here and we'll go find Albert and Damian
Jess: Dan, don't slam the door on my head.
Dan: Huh? Why would I slam the door on your head?
Jess: Just making sure you don't close it on my head.
Erich: Shit, don't close the door on her head.
 
(Leaving Yorkdale)
 
Dan: SHOTGUN.
Erich: Shut the hell up. Get your ass in the back.
Terry: How do I get out of here?
Erich: Turn here and then go straight.
Terry: Where do I go?
Jess: Terry, don't you read signs when you drive?
Dan: Hahahaha. Terry only looks at the car in front of him.
 
(Terry stops in the middle of the intersection.)
 
Erich: Yo, you're in the middle of the intersection.
Terry: I can't see the line. How am I supposed to know where to stop?
Dan: Well, you usually stop BEFORE the stop-light; not after the light.
Jess: Nahaha.
 
(Coming out of the supermarket parking lot)
 
Dan: SHOTGUN.
Erich: Shut the hell up. Get your ass in the back.
Terry: Shit, I wanted to reverse, but I had it in 2nd gear. Oops.
Jess: Terry, how long have you been driving?
Dan: Nahahaha.
Terry: I got confused.
   
(Terry is unaware that he's driving in the left lane instead of the right lane)
   
Erich: Terry, get back in the right lane.
Terry: Hey, how did I get all the way over there?
Dan: Hello yellow line.
Erich: Damn, Terry wanted to say "hi" to the yellow line.
Dan: Hello yellow line.
Terry: Hello wall.
Erich: Nahaa...hello yellow line.
Jess: (What the hell are these guys talking about???)

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