| Jess: |
Time to cook the spaghetti |
| Dan: |
Do you want me to cook the beef? |
| Jess: |
No. |
| Dan: |
Oh. |
| Erich: |
I'll cook the beef. |
| Dan: |
Ok, I'll supervise. |
| Dan: |
Yo, don't put all the meat in at the same time. |
| Erich: |
Why not? Shut the hell up. I know what I'm doing. |
| Albert: |
Yo, you got to add water! |
| Erich: |
What? Shut the hell up Albert. Who the hell puts water
in the pot to cook beef?
Where the hell are you from? |
| Albert: |
Shut up, you JERK. |
| Erich: |
Terry, stir the beef! |
| Terry: |
How? |
| Erich: |
Shit, get a spoon and stir the pot.. |
| Terry: |
How fast? |
| Erich: |
Shit, just turn that shit. |
| Terry: |
OK. |
|
|
| (5 minutes later...) |
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|
| Terry: |
Oww. Some of the beef sauce jumped on my hand. |
| Albert: |
Yo, watch out. You're throwing sauce on the floor. |
| Erich: |
Yo, ration that shit. Stop throwing it on the floor. |
| Terry: |
Damn, it's hot!! |
| Erich: |
Yo, you dropped some sauce on the floor!! |
| Dan: |
Yo, stop dropping Albert's share on the floor! |
|
|
| (5 minutes later...) |
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| Dan: |
Ok, we gotta strain the oil out of the pot. |
| Erich: |
Why? I like the fat. |
| Dan: |
What the hell are you talking about? |
| Albert: |
Strain the fat, yo. |
| Erich: |
Who the hell said you're eating our spaghetti? Go get
your own spaghetti. |
| Albert: |
Shut up, you JERK! |
|
|
| (Erich brings the
pot of beef to the sink and starts pouring the oil in the sink) |
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|
| Dan: |
Yo, watch out!! |
| Erich: |
Oh shit!! Damn, some of it fell in the sink. |
| Terry: |
Yo, be careful. |
| Dan: |
Shit, Albert, your share of the beef fell in the sink. |
| Erich: |
Damn, we better not let any more fall out of the pot.
We gotta ration. |
| Dan: |
Ok, let's cook the noodles. |
| Terry: |
I already started heating up the water. |
| Albert: |
You didn't put enough water in the pot. I'll put more
water in. |
| Dan: |
Yo, stop adding water every 5 minutes. The water's never
going to boil!! |
| Erich: |
Shit, Jess is watching us and thinking that we're complete
idiots. |
| Jess: |
Hahaha. You guys take 2 hours to cook spaghetti because
you keep dropping
stuff on the floor and adding water to the pot every 5 minutes!!!
|
| Albert: |
Hahaha. |
| Erich: |
Terry, check if the water is hot enough. |
| Terry: |
How? |
| Erich: |
Put your hand in the water and tell me if it feels hot. |
| Terry: |
Ok. |
|
|
| (Terry pretends to
put his hand in the pot) |
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|
| Terry: |
Yeah, it's hot. |
| Veronica: |
You guys are idiots. |
| Dan: |
Hahaha. |
| Erich: |
Ok, watch out. I'm going to dump the noodles in the
pot......
Oops....shit, I dropped some noodles on the floor. |
| Dan: |
Shit, Albert, your noodles fell on the floor. |
| Albert: |
Shut up. That's not my noodles!!! |
|
| (Finally, the spaghetti
is done and we're dishing it out on plates) |
|
|
| Dan: |
Ooops, I spilled some sauce on the table. |
| Erich: |
Shit, you dropped albert's share on the table? |
| Dan: |
Yup. :) |
| Dan: |
Yo, where's the cheese? |
| Erich: |
Over here. |
| Dan: |
Ok, I'm going to add some cheese to my spaghetti. |
| Erich: |
Yo, don't use your fingers!! Shit, now the cheese has
"dan-flavoring". Damn!!!
Don't worry, the rest of the cheese is for Albert. |
| Jess: |
Yo, why are there 2 spoons floating in the spaghetti
sauce? |
| Terry: |
Haha. Don't worry, we'll leave it in there for Albert. |
