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| -When Kris liked Laura (Joes Ex-Bitch) he bought her a diamond ring. Real diamond I believe. However he lost it down the toilet. His younger brother retrieved it and sold it for 50 quid. |
| More of Kris's Bulls**t |
| - This could be true, in which case, what was he doing with the ring in the bathroom in the first place. The answer remains mysteriously unknown. |
| -He can't remember saying this. |
| -YEA.......Rite |
| "I have every pokemon card ever made." |
| - We never bothered to find out whether this was true or not because at the time pokemon was so uncool it didn't matter whether you had one or a million. |
| "Michael Jackson is turning black again!" |
| - YEA Rite (how would he know its not like he sleeps with him....or does he.) |
| "I've had sex before on a park bench!" |
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| - YEA.......Rite (who would shag that?) |