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| KRIS' LIES PAGE |
| Kris always used to speak out of his arse, when he was intimidated. Here are some of our favourite quotes from everyones favourite italian man. "I have a jaguar in my garage" - However when we got there it had mysteriously dissapeared. "Oh it's in my back garden, you cant look though" - YEA........ Right. "I have a swimming pool" - On closer expection we found out this was inncorect. "It was under that plank of wood" - YEA............Right Day 1: "My gameboy broke because it went in the washing mashine" - Ooooooook Day 2: "My gameboy is workin again cause i put it in the tumble dryer" - YEA..........Right "A woman gave me the keys to her car" - Uh Huh!!!!! "I gave it to my mum to look after but i'm going to get it when i'm 17" - YEA.........Right "I have a stutter" - "Why aren't you stuttering then" "I am, I mean... I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I am" - YEA............Right "I'm not a Light Weight drinker" - YEA..........Right (he thought the water was vodka) "I got to 5th base" - YEA........Right (after he told us this we informed him you could only get to 4th base - he went red) "I have an X-box" - YEA..........Right ( Kris said this not knowing they weren't even out in japan and they hadn't even been created) |
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