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The Dandy Team: |
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ANNOYING ANDREW |
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Andrew Paul Hollingworth was tragicly diagnosed as very funny at the age of just 7. Since then, he has annoyed thousands of people around the world. He was one of the founding members of Dandy, his name being the "andy" part of the name.
His most famous theatre role was as Ura in a devised play, when he was also a screaming midget on the front cover of the programme. Being the smallest, Andrew never had the upper hand in his battles against skinhead thugs, so Joe had to fight his battles for him.
For when joe wasn't there, Andrew had to learn to breakdance through peoples legs and to think of many colourful cusses. |
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DUMBASS DAN |
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This boy is very weak. He goes to a school for gays, where he is discriminated against for being straight. His name makes up the "dan" part of the company name. His room is where we keep most of our costumes and props, which is also his excuse for why it is always so messy.
He supervises the editing for dandy films on his computer.
Ugly.
Likes fire quite a lot.
Patient. |
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The Extras: |
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RETARDED RICHIE |
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Andrew's smaller brother became annoying at an even earlier age. Richard has all of Andrew's talents and good points, but he is smaller and cuter and he has an afro. This means that many of Andrew's female friends love him. He isn't as innocent as he first appears, though because he is as horny as an african buffalo and he humps everything smaller than him (not much).
Obsessed with football.
We like to call him Mini-Joe because he tries so hard to be like him.
Bless is little mingin' heart.
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JOE "the knuckles" P. |
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Builds up his knuckles by always doin tricky card tricks with his swift sleight of hand. This young triksta is the David Blaine after next. He was a bit of a test subject, because Dandy co. introduced him to his girl, Laura (even though their relationship failed)
But lets not go into that.
What it was a good relationship.
It was working really well.
I don't understand why.
Anyway, He did help us make this page so thank you. (Joe, don't hurt me) |
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DICKHEAD DAN |
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This is Dan, it is a good friend, but it has one or two small problems. In this picture, it has a bag over it's head to disguise it's baldness. It is very funny when it's drunk and apologetic. Once, it missed the bus when we were on it. At new year's eve, there was bare beef between him and "knuckles".
As bald as he is, We still love him.
(Not really thats just what we tell him)
(Oh crap he might have read this)
(In which case its not true)
(I deny i have said anything) |
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