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The Real Truth About Women
Eric giving a speech at sporting event 1999. Before we go any further- this
ain’t a joke. I’m a 44-year old respected man who owns and runs a damn good
chiropractic practice in Boca Raton, Florida. I was schooled at Cornell
University in New York City in the 1970’s. This article was written because
tony and Damian are decent guys, I like the web site they run, and I believe the
truth should be known about women. I guess this could be an open
letter to all guys who are still banging their heads against the wall trying to
figure women out … for no reason. Guys, if you remember these simple rules,
you may actually live a decent life, free from heartbreaks and maintaining your
sanity ... and checking account. #1- Women are people, not symbols. They all ain’t your mom. They ain’t Goddesses. They ain’t Liberty or Justice or Fertility or Love or Passion or any other intangible concept or idea. They’re human, just like you. They shit, they smell, they bleed, they have plaque build-up if they don’t brush their teeth, they masturbate, they have “girl talks” which are worse than “guy talks”, they are selfish, more competitive than men, and are just as smart as you.
Therefore, they don’t need to be treated like queens. Don’t put them
on a pedestal- they don’t deserve it. Don’t give them unlimited chances like
they are something greater than what they really are. Treat them like you would
treat other guys.
#2- Never trust a woman, not even the feline variety. Sounds
pretty extreme, but lemme tell you why this axiom rings true. Women are forever
dominated by their emotions. Logic gets thrown out the window the first day they
get their period. Their feelings control their decisions. Their feelings
change … by the minute. How the hell can you expect honesty or rationality from
someone who “thinks” like that? Don’t ever expect a solid truth from a
woman. Their “truth” changes daily.
#3 – Use drugs and alcohol to get laid. Guys, the bottom line is
this -- when women talk about romance, commitment, marriage, babies, respect, a
big house, equality, honesty, and open communication … they don’t really mean
it. They just want one thing- a nice supply of weed and booze. I’m dead
serious and wouldn’t be wasting your time if it weren’t true. Your
appearance, monetary situation, self-esteem, cock-size, personality,
intelligence, and hygiene don’t mean dick if you got the shit.
#4- Never get into any agreements or partnerships or relationships
with women. Yes, they will betray you in the end, they always will. Just remember those 4 Noble Truths, and you’ll be fine,
my brothers. -Doctor Eric Jericho, December 30, 2001
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