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May 14th Cincinnati Reds Boy, this team is taking the NL Central by storm! Move over, Houston and St. Louis -- the Reds are leaner, meaner, hungrier ... they're the real deal. Juan Encarnacion is making a STRONG bid for MVP -- he could be this year's Luis Gonzalez. Ken who? Ken who? BoSox "Boy, I'll tell ya -- the Red Sox are EASILY the
best team in baseball right now, BAR NONE. With nine wins in a row under their
belts, they're on their way to a GREAT season. Looks like the record for most
wins in a season is about to fall again!" Ishii "6-0, this guy is incredible. Rookie of the Year's
not good enough for him -- at this pace he's going to win Cy Young, too! NOBODY
is as good as Ishii. NOBODY." Derek Lowe "OH MY GOODNESS, this guy is the best pitcher in the A.L.! Move over, Tim Hudson -- you've met your match, and his name is DEREK LOWE. "He's already thrown one no-hitter this year, and
he's 5-1. Who knows? He may tie Nolan Ryan's career no-hit record in one season,
and win 30 games! This guy is incredible!" Florida Marlins "BOY, OH BOY, what a great club they've got in
South Florida! A young, scrappy team -- the Florida Marlins are determined to
win the N.L., and regain their long-lost fans. Let me tell ya, Jeff Torborg is
looking like a genius. And with all those great Cuban pitchers, there's NO WAY
the Marlins can lose! I smell division title here!" Montreal Expos "Boy, are these guys done, or what? How pathetic
can you be? This team is terrible. Frank Robinson is doing a terrible job with
these players. Vladimir Guerrero is overrated. Look for the Expos to continue to
reign in last place in the N.L. East." Phillies "They're coming on strong -- Larry Bowa's group is
proving to the world that they still have life in them. Don't count this club
out yet ... the wildcard may still be a possibility for this group. And Randy
Woif is looking REAL GOOD on the mound!" Sosa "Man, OH MAN, this guy is the BEST SLUGGER IN
BASEBALL! 15 homeruns ... I'll tell ya, he's going to BREAK the single season
record ... heck, someday he's going to break the ALL-TIME record. This guy is
AWESOME!" Tampa Bay Devil Rays "This is the worst team in the history of
baseball. They should disband the team, and send the players to Japan. What a
joke." New York Yankees "Don't count this club out yet. With Roger Clemens already at 5-1, and Orlando Hernandez back to his old form, this club still has a strong shot at the wildcard. And JASON GIAMBI, boy he hit a long shot last night in Tampa! Looks like his power is back -- expect him to be contending for MVP by year's end."
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