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Why You Are A Dumb F%#$@ Ass For Doing This
Hey stoners, what’s up? Dude, did you know marijuana contributes to slow reaction times, memory loss, and decreased cognitive thinking? Not to mention slower erection time. Bro, long-term use of weed can contribute to lung cancer. Oh, and one more reason: it’s illegal you dumb fucking idiot. You bunch of losers think that drug use is a personal choice, and that not only should it be legalized, but those who speak out against it should keep their mouths shut. Here’s a counter argument: any sane person realizes that driving a vehicle while being wasted is just as bad as driving while under the influence of alcohol. At least the cops can measure blood-alcohol levels with a Breathalyzer. How the hell are they supposed to measure the amount of happy plants you have in your system if pot get legalized? You’re driving on the road and highways, and you’re endangering yourself, family, friends, and animals. Some of you jerks think that since weed is “natural” that there are no harmful effects. Ever touch poison ivy, pussies? I’m trying to count the number of people I know that DON’T do drugs. Notice I am just talking about marijuana. Studies have shown that being a user- even a “recreational user”- increases the chance of you experimenting with even more fucked up drugs, like Ecstasy and coke. What the fuck are you people running from? Are your lives so stressful that you have to use artificial means to achieve happiness? Are you that bummed out about something? Do you just cave in to the peer pressure? Do you think it’s cool to pollute the air and mess up your body and mind? Trying to increase the chance of getting laid? Well guess what, cock suckers- the next time I see one of you lighting up, I’m gonna rip it out of your hands, throw it on the ground, and step on it. You give me trouble, I’ll punch you in your face. Your reflexes are so slow, even someone of my diminutive stature will be able to kick your ass. And if you give me beef for trying to stop you from doing something illegal, I’ll call a cop. Dirty worthless scumbags. Ya think it makes you focus better. All it does is push you down further in your own misery, you pathetic stoners. Don’t like what I’m saying? Come and make me change my mind. Users are losers. Bye, U-KNOW-WHO
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