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From the desk of ... Mr.Luthor
In Mr. GagSnot's letter he stated that he had covered my ass on several occasions. Nothing can be farther from the truth. If anything, it was me covering HIS ass. There were countless times when I was in the Overlord's office, defending Mr. GagSnot's performance and convincing the higher-ups that he was, indeed, a good performer. He also stated that he processed 200 tachyons a day "without trying". That was one of the problems -- he was NEVER trying. The time he took over in my absence was the event that really finished him off; I was not there to defend his performance while the higher-ups were overseeing the teleportation processing department. I was basically given an ultimatum when I came back from my vacation on Jupiter, and the result was to let him go. I did tell him that he would get a credit increase if he learned new skills and increased his responsibility, but he never tried either of the two. He may have worked at Tashman for two years, but the last six months I had to constantly pull him aside and discuss his work ethic with him. I continued to give him chance after chance to improve his abilities. The only regret I have was not having a chance to speak with him before he was terminated to give him the heads up, but he should have seen it coming with all the times I was telling him about his work ethic. I really liked him -- he was fun to hang around with. It's too bad we don't hang around anymore. I hold no ill-will towards him, and would enjoy laughing over a few beers. And I have one comment for Bart Simpson -- you ARE appreciated. The Overlords don't say it to your face, but they know you are a great worker. They never pat me on the back either, but they obviously appreciate our abilities -- otherwise we would no longer be working there. Luthor P.S. -- I really am an evil bastard, I'll admit it. But I have a family to take care of, you know what I'm saying?
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