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Tashman rewards employees, again Daily Balance News June 11 -- For the seventh straight month, the Inner Circle of Managers has rewarded the worker bees at Tashman Teleporters for their hard work and perseverence. "We have a great group of guys," said Hunky Dory, manager of distribution. "We love rewarding them for their hard work." The employees were reportedly very happy with their reward -- a paid vacation to the Moon. "I've always wanted to walk where Neil Armstrong walked," stated the Unknown Hero, third quadrant operator. "Thanks to Tashman, my family can." Tashman himself was seen briefly today, handing out launch tickets and mingling with the employees. "Tashman is the best Chairman in the world!" yelled BVD, 1st sector Teleporter. "I love the Moon! I love Tashman! I love Tashman Teleporters! Woooooooh!" Overmind and Loyalist, the Co-Founders of Tashman Teleporters, were busy meeting with financiers and unable to join in the festivities. |