D.O.H! Personals
(Dregs of Humanity)
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I'm looking for UGLY girls.
Profile:
That’s rite UGLY girls. If you look in the mirror and think your UGLY, I’m
your man. If you were to look up UGLY in the dictionary and found your picture,
I’m your man. If your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck, just so the
dog would play with you, I’m your man. Get the picture. So, if your even the
saltiest bit pretty don’t waste my time. Save the pretty for the pretty boys.
Now don’t get me wrong, I didn’t say FAT or CHUBBY, I said UGLY. I’m not
trying to be cruel here, I know what I want. I am a good man, kind and
considerate, sensitive and caring. honest to the bone. Good looking girls don’t
have those qualities.
I love the outdoors, fishing, camping, the beach, even sex on the beach. When it
comes to pleasing women, I know what to do, especially when it comes to using my
tongue. I have a job and live in a home, transportation and a boat.
DanDanTheFishMan, is what they call me.
Send me an E-Mail (no pictures) until we get to know each other. If you do, I’ll
dump it. OH, did I mention I love to touch and fondle.
Looking for:
A woman for a "discreet" relationship or 1-on-1 sex.
Ideal Person:
I'm looking for someone who is first and foremost HONEST, considerate, sharing,
confident and likes men. I would like to meet a small petite UGLY girl who
enjoys touching, and being eaten.
