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“IT JUST AIN’T WERF IT” A special editorial by Kevin Muirhead
Hi my name Kevin Muirhead. My very close buddy Alex is actually writing this article because im no good at English. Thankfully, I have excess to the Internet from the Plateview Federal Prison. I have a messages to deliver to the readers of the Daily Skews dot com. Dont ever get caught [censored by Daily Skew editors]. Im serious i thought it was no big deal because she [censored]. But I was wrong again. You can never trust a [censored] even when she says that [censored]. I mean if a [censored] ever did to me what I did to [censored] I wouldnt be pressing charges, you understand. I would be in seventh heaven, actually. Anyway, I’m not going to be wasten more time talking about that little [censored]. I am here to tell you- it ain’t werf it. Im not just talking about [censored]. I’m talking about all things that are against the law, the good book, or against your conshush. It just ain’t werf it, brother. I have become very good friends with Alex here, but most these guys up in here a bunch of boot-ass [censored]. Brothers be like all up in my face just because I axadentally [censored] in the shower with [censored]. I be getting out in a few years. Im really looken forward to being well integated back into societiey. I fell I will be more of a hole person after I get out. I have to keep faith in the man up a bove, you know. The man upstair is looking over my shoulder. He was there when I [censored] with [censored] too. I bet Jesus liked what he seen that day. I know I did- haw haw haw. Anyways, I best be goin back befoe one of the correctional officers sees me in his office. Later, KEVIN MUIRHEAD Alex say hi.
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