How come we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why should something be true if it "comes straight from the horse's mouth?"
How come dry cleaning has nothing to do with anything dry?
"What's so civil about the Civil Way anyway?"
-Lewis, click here to see more of his quotes at his site.
If the left part of the brain controls the right side of the body, does that mean that left-handers are in the right mind?
If you DO succeed, brag about it.
In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
"Your mother is like a dog, she begs for a bone."-Lance
"Sex is like air, it's important when you need it."-Lance
If a jogger suns the speed of sound, will he be able to hear his walkman?
If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
Is there a Dr. Salt?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
